Kagami Miyake

Forever Alone.

2012-02-25T23:29:00.002+08:00

Hi! I haven't updated in really long while.
My exam results are really shitty so yeah. LOL even that Indo-maid got better marks than me!
But never mind, I really did last minute studying for ALL the papers. No biggie if I got 0 As.
But it's okay! I'm living really happily, like every single effing day.

Oh yes and today I want to talk about the foreveralone guy.

I used to despise him. I used to laugh at him. I used to think he's really pathetic.

But after careful thought, I think... It's not that bad to be foreveralone

You don't have to plan your life around other people, and everything is about you.
You have the freedom to go where you want, without consideration about others.
You will not, or rarely, be influenced by others in your thinking/actions.

Isn't it good?

That's why I've been going out alone more often (also because I am unable to meet up with my #soulmate (:__:) )

Just about a year ago, I couldn't live alone. I even had to get people to accompany me to the toilet!!

But hey, I have a legit reason for this okay. Back in Primary School, when I was maybe, Primary 2, my friends told me a ghost resides in the female toilet -__- She even told me to bring something that is red in color to counter the "ghost" WTFFF. YES I WAS THAT RETARDED.

PROBLEM? :D

Yeah so I suddenly thought, "what the hell is wrong with me?? If I were isolated on an island, I think I would DIE because of loneliness. And the foreveralone guy wouldn't. So I decided to rely more on my own from that time onwards ^^

Well, I guess the Foreveralone guy could do with some company... Sigh.

LOL seriously this post is really meaningless, I swear. I miss those times where I was really fuckin' angsty and felt like the whole world offended me. That was when I had lots and lots of blog posts LOL

Some one else should come and annoy me again. So far only one person this year *cough cough*
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Oh yes, and am I weird?

Like seriously many of my classmates have agreed unanimously that I am weird ._.
OK, just because I ask really awkward straight-forward questions like:

"Do you watch porn?"
"Is your nose bridge real? WHY SO HIGH WTF"
"After you marry will you tell me if the sex was good?"

Ok I can't think of anymore now!!! But basically all those really politicly incorrect questions.

Xueting said I'm vulgar, bimbo-tic and noisy TT__TT

But she said I was kind LOLOL okay thanks but I beg to differ! HAHA I'm only really good to the people I either respect, admire or like.

Caeley said I'm really bitchy, but after she got to know me then she understood that I'm really bitchy to only people I hate ^^

Sushi told me that the more she knows me, the more she thinks that I should be locked up in a mental institution WTFFFFF. (OH SHIT I HAVE NO TIME OMG SUSHI IF U R READING THIS THEN SORRRY!!! I WILL GET IT DONE SOON)

The emath teacher commented that I should go for testing of ADHD LOL

Yeah. Fuck my life. OK I SHALL STOP SCREAMING DURING CLASSES

And I present you my all time favourite song. It's so dirty and sexy LOL

kthxbye!

jaslynnxxx

Pact.

2012-02-15T18:53:00.000+08:00

I made a pact to myself.

If I get into the auditions for that idk-what choir, I will only use the computer once a month. And channel all my other concentration and what-not to my studies.

Because rehearsals are on every Saturday. Best deal? It is at JURONG. I live in Hougang, and it takes like, 1hour to reach Jurong, no matter how small Singapore may be. So, I would have "wasted" half a day when I could be studying...

So let's see how it goes, yeah? And hopefully I can get in, because I really want this.

I'll get to perform at the Esplanade (or SOTA, idk) at the end of the year.

How cool is that? :)

jaslynnxxx

Ugly?

2012-02-14T16:32:00.001+08:00

Seriously, this post isn't gonna be a hate post or something. Because I don't HATE anyone. I just dislike the shit things you all do. Or more specifically, the shit things you all do that annoy the fuck out of me for no reason.

And I really thought that you are a nice, SANE person.

Background infomation: I attended a..( i do not know how to put it..) an award ceremony to get $400 bucks "in celebration of my good results" LOL. So, this award ceremony had a ten course dinner too. And it's free seating, meaning you can sit anywhere you like (on the floor too, if you insist). And this family of 4 joined our table when there were MILLIONS of seats available. Additionally, there was this.. ugly woman who was a bitch. She kept making small talk and insulted me in a very indirect way. How did I take care of the nonsense that she gave me? I reciprocated with contemptuous looks. Further more, she is ugly. Pig nosed, FAT bitch.

And I tweeted that she's an ugly bitch.

What is wrong about that? Honestly, ugly is just a definition. I did not call her a cunt, a fuckface or whatever insulting vulgarities you can think of. I called her a bitch because she was bitchy to me.

Why are people getting worked up over this? I do not comprehend your thinking, honestly. And this blog post is to show you that my argument is superior to yours.

1) I believe, therefore I am.

You mentioned "you very pretty?". Well, no, honestly. But if you put it that way.. THEN YES I THINK I AM VERY PRETTY. Just like how I think I'm the number one princess in the world -__-
Doesn't everyone want to love themselves? If I don't love myself, then who the fuck will? If I don't think I am pretty, then who the hell will complement me? Which, links me to the next argument..

2) Hypocritical.

It is very hypocritical of you to say that. From what you told me in cyber space, I am forced to conclude from that sentence that you think that only pretty girls can call others "ugly". So.. are you insinuating that pretty girls are superior, thus they are the only ones with the right that can call other "inferior" girls ugly?

What the hell, I bet you called other people ugly in your life. No, don't gimme that bullcrap. You are NOT a living saint. Bloody hell. And yes, you are not bad looking, but not that pretty too. So next time, if you EVER call someone "ugly", remember what you told me, hunny :)

AND WHAT HAS MY LOOKS GOTTA DO WITH ME CALLING THE BITCH UGLY???

HAVE I EVER SAID THAT IM REALLY PRETTY? No.
But even then, I still have the freedom to call other people ugly. Because to ME, it is just a fucking description. Get over it. And yes yes yes, you can call me ugly if you wish.

BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A FUCK :D

3) Why are you so sensitive?

I'm not even talking about you. (Can't be bothered to) HELL, I'm talking about a fucking bitch that I have known for less than a day!
So why are you so sensitive, for that matter? I do not understand. Yes, you may say that I'm MEAN.
But I don't give a flying fuck -__-

I am a very direct person. I have told people that they are wearing TERRIBLE clothes in their faces before. What's the big deal? If you know me enough you would know I don't mean any harm. I am actually caring about them by giving my two-cents' worth about their appearance.

And because of how direct I am, I'm labelled as MEAN? I know all of you LOVE sugar coated lies, but this is what I HATE. So why should I give you what you wanna hear?

You can scold me blah blah blah but I won't care because I know what I'm saying is right. If you ever saw her you would say she's ugly too, OKAY?

And about how I would feel if someone called me ugly?
I would laugh it off. Because even my own mother has told me that I'm ugly.
She even told me to go get double eyelid surgery LOL.

And so what? She was being honest, and I appreciate that.

So seriously, stop caring about what I tweet la. And yea, you may say that I actually DO give a damn about what you say about me, because I typed a whole blog post of prolly a thousand words in your honour! Yes, I won't hide the fact that I'm very bothered by your... comment. But now I'm feeling all better because I know you had nothing better to do, so you stalked me -.-

Thanks for letting my self esteem go to an all time high!

And you gave me an excuse to type a long ass blog post, which I haven't did in ages! Thanks ♥

I don't even bother to stalk you la. Only my crush ^.^

KTHXBYE!

jaslynnxxx

Of Things.

2012-02-11T15:15:00.001+08:00

Hello people!
LOL I had 69 visitors yesterday. 696969696969696969. I can NEVER. EVER. look at that number with a clean minid ever again wtf ._.
This post wont include my face so... i dunno what i wanna say -.-

Anyway, life has been really busy. Really busy with school work and such :(

So these were the things that made me smile recently-

My dad's friend (aunty jessie. The one that gave me the anna sui lip rouge!!) came over to my house to bainien and she gave me these! Face base + highlighter, BB cream and anna sui glitter nail polish wtfffff.
Thanks!!

I bought Hada Labo today!! Mommy paid :P I wanted the whitening series for a very very long time now!
So I bought the regular Hada Labo (because my current one is on its last legs now lol) and the whitening lotion :D

The Pentel highlighters were selling at 5 bucks so I grabbed it too LOL #cheapo

Things that my TW buddy passed to me!! He gave the the notebook, while another friend gave me the sand bottle, keychain and card. DAMN TOUCHED T__T

This is by stupid Nithin. LOL he damn funny la!!!

And this is by Ms Chong.

She gave me this because.. well.. I forgot to do the work she gave the class to do, so I had to write an apology letter. (I'm really sorry, Ms Chong!!)
And this was her reply to me. Wtf man why is she so nice (;__;) But I really hope she will give more homework.. If not I will be slacking all day.

And I have mentioned a lot of times that I really like handwritten stuff ^.^

I don't know why.. Even if it's a small note, or a long ass letter, I will appreciate it because it shows sincerity!
(Well, most of the time, I guess). Just think- which is better? "I Love You" sent by a text or a handwritten card? You decide.

jaslynnxxx

CNY post!!!

2012-02-03T16:22:00.000+08:00

HiHi!! Did you miss me? You better.. if not..

Kidding :D

Okay but disclaimer first- This post is highly superficial, as all I did during Chinese New Year was to take photos of myself and pretty much nothing else... But I will try to not make the contents of this blog post so shallow okay...
AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, THIS IS kagamimiyake.blogspot.COM , not .EDU , so I am not obliged to put anything educational okay ^.^
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Before the actual day of Chinese New Year, I went over to my paternal grandparent's place to eat our yearly reunion dinner ^.^ No pictures because.. I need to eat that yummy steamboat feast. Onomnomnom~
But it's the same every year. Steamboat with tons of dishes, from abalone, scallop, cabbage, fish slices, meat, toufu, fried yong tau fu etc etc..
Oh great kill me now I'm so hungry T__T

CNY DAY ONE~

Cotton On dress plus some belt I found in my house LOL.
Please look at my fabulous hair. Yeah so on CNY, everyone must wear new clothes to symbolise a new beginning I guess! And yes I know, the dress looks really shapeless but that is because of the angle of camera plus my boob-less figure.

makeup of the day. But my makeup is super nothing one! Because I don't use blusher. Blusher makes one look made up immediately. Either that or I'm really bad with blusher lol. And I prayed for my skin to maintain it's pimple-less state for the Chinese New Year. Luckily it came true T__T

Close up of the eye makeup. Influenced by Vivi to go for the natural eyelashes! So my dollywink eyelashes are cast aside now wtf.

Fail family photo. We rushed out after this as we were LATE.

Shoes for the day!
I dunno why is it rotated O__o

Camwhoring in the car, much to my parents' disdain lol. They dislike me camwhoring -.-

I present you my first ever duck face photo!!!
How?? Do I look like those sluts on antiduckface.com ?? :D
lol I hope nobody submits this to the website, if not I will regret not watermarking this photo! HAHAHAHA

Sister's fist. And lol I tried the "blusher" edit on this photo and it looks.. weird.

Mandrin oranges that were used to 拜年. My mom kinda chooses the nicest oranges but whenever we go to a house and exchange oranges, we will most likely end up with mangled oranges wtf

My sister's skin is super charred. The part time maid asked if my sister is my mom's biological daughter WTFFF??

Random Scenery.

But okay la still cute.

Used the "airbrush" edit on this picture. So soft-focus like! Oh, and do you know that picnik is closing down soon??? I'm super sad! Where the hell do I crop my photos next time T__T

Oh yes and we were on the way to my Auntie's house. Mom's sister!

Attempt Failed. AND MY FATHER HAD A MILLION LAYERS OF EYELID WTF??
He used to have single eyelids and when he got older he got double, triple and million eyelids year by year.
*crosses fingers* please please please let me have my dad's eyelids. Thanks.

And he's super vain. He went for facial TWICE before the new year but I didn't ley!!!
He's also more vain than my mom cox she only went for facial once only! HAHA

My mom. She looks really cute, almost like a pixie lolol
And her double eyelids are damn nice la :( I thought she went for surgery WTF. But obviously she didn't cox I went to dig out her old photos and yea those eyelids are indeed, real ._.

My Aunt's place! My uncle (her husband) got beer for my dad to drink and I was stealing his peanuts. Omnomnom.

My cousin!!! He's SUPER CUTE. Seriously!!!!! But he was moving a lot so I couldn't get a still picture of him -.- He's super active and precious!!!!! And precocious too. His ears look like teacup handles LOL
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CNY DAY 2

Outfit of the day! I decided on this outfit cox my hair was really messy, in a good way I guess. And this outfit is so.. sleepy-ish. I did not comb my hair, even before going out of the house!!

Heheheh airbrushed again. Lol I am reminded of Namie Amuro's Best Fiction album whenever I airbrush mmy pictures!

Oh and makeup for the day was more droopy eyed than the day before. But seriously, it was a good choice to wear this outfit because I slacked for the whole day in my grand-aunt's place ZZzzzzzzzz...
Niap niap!

LOL forced my sister to take a magazine like photo. I directed this photo!! And she looks like a model wtf

On the way to a restaurant to celebrate my grandmother's birthday!!! ^.^ Every second day of chinese new year is her birthday ♥

They hired a dragon dance troupe!!

Creepy old man lol

I like the gold *__*

And then we went to eat!

Shark's fin soup. I have no idea if it was real shark's fin. But I'm not really into the whole boycott shark's fin soup programme.

This was when the 大頭娃娃 came to our table! My grandma gave it a red packet. lol

Crab which I didn't eat that day... Sighhhh..

The food was.. mehhhhh. Not really that delicious.
2/5 for the food!

Mini story-

When I was in the restaurant, there was this girl at the other table (around 6 years old?). She looked really cute with her curly ringlets. But she did the worst thing ever: she turned around, looked at me in the eye and snubbed me!!!! WTF??? At first I thought she did that to some one behind me but no!! It was me, unfortunately. Fuck sia. I hate her.

And she is a bitch I tell you. A two faced bitch. She has another sibling, which I assume is her twin (they look really alike, albeit with straight hair). Her twin was really quiet and.. well, she reminds me of the typical nice virginal madien. But this fucking bitch... is a bitch. She gets into the good books of the adults. She knows how to manipulate people. She understands the way to make people LOVE her.

My intuition is NEVER wrong. I predict things with uncanny accuracy, especially the future of bitches.

But one day, my darling, whatever you hold dear will be taken away from you.

While I hold mine close.

jaslynnxxx

Just a blog post to fill up the gap.

2012-01-27T14:18:00.002+08:00

Hi! Because of lack of pictures, I'll be plagiarizing myself (a.k.a. using my instagram pix). I swear the CNY post will be coming up soon, but I guess it will be pretty pointless for you to read it cox.. I didn't take many photos of things/situations happening around me. I only took pictures of myself wtf.

♫Burial Applicant - The Gazette
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Ate the frozen breaded fish that was inside my freezer for almost a year. Tasted like shit. It was so revolting, I still can't understand why did I convince myself to finish 3 of these. Oh yes and my popteen magazine was witnessing the horror.

Attempted to draw. It wasn't my first time drawing, but I guess this is one of the more decent ones!!!

I named this "The Spinster" because.. I dunno. To me, she looks bitter. And old. But I really like the eyes~

Drawing eyes are my forte, because I love to play around with the eye makeup of my drawing! ^.^

But I am horrible at drawing the nose and hair, that's why she turned out looking old. I originally wanted to draw some young pretty thing with long hair but I gave up cox it was too difficult (;__;)

Learnt how to do this hairstyle with only 3 bobby pins! No rubber band needed. Throughout the whole Chinese New Year, I was either braiding my hair or did this childish pony tail thing.

This was my family's reunion dinner ^.^ But the more "official" one was with my grandparents and relatives. I think I ate the same stuff for the past few years wtf..

Started out with the design on the right, but because I suck, I decided to stuck to solid colors. I can do solid colors pretty well :D

And bought February's vivi :D I really want the January edition (;__;)

ok that's all bye bye!

jaslynxxx

(;_; )

2012-01-11T16:44:00.001+08:00

I swear, the above emoticon is now my favorite emoticon.
And I really cried today T__T not like I had tears flowing like a waterfall or something, but I had tears in my eyes. Because of this stupid CHRISTEL T__T

She's so damn nice and sweet and nice and sweet and nice and sweet that.. I don't even...

"Hey Jaslyn!
Remember this 'letter' we wrote to each other during class? And that was when we started hanging out and becoming close friends! :D I am really happy and thankful to have met you! You tearing yet? (YES YOU BITCH!! T__T) Tearing as in, *water droplet*, not *rippp*. Hahaha! Anyway, hope you like the Christmas present! The pandas are from Chengdu :) & LMAO necklace ♥ God bless you, and I hope you have a fruitful and fulfulling (I KNOW YOU MEANT "fulfilling" LOL) year ahead! :D
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! Love, Christel ♥"

The brackets not in italics are my own comments to her lil' letter. I'm really super touched, thank you :'D And surprisingly enough, I went to read the papers first before looking at what she gave me!

I really appreciate hand written letters. No matter how ugly or horrible your handwriting is, I would very much prefer a good ol' handwritten letter, compared to an email, or a text. Because a handwritten letter means that you care enough to put in the effort. Rather than words sent to me using technology, which I will think that you have absolutely no sincerity at all.

But now, who the hells cares? It's something that makes me sad, because... If this continues, I would have to say my hopes in humanity will be lost... And the only person I know that really cares enough is Christel.
Sigh.. What the hell did I do again to deserve such a nice friend..
I'm a first grade asshole (the profanity, not literal meaning lol) and.. yeah.. Thanks for being my friend too♥

"Jaslyn. :D

You are nice to talk to! And very funny :D

We should eat together more often! Hahaha!

And we should hang out & chit chat more too! (:

(I know you love my pooh bear) "

"You free today?

^^ "

"Hahaha. (LOL WTF YOU LAUGHING ABOUT) Shit. Sorry, nope ):

Need buy mops for badminton training.

So dumb right! MOPS."

"MOPS?!

WTF. Eh. Okay. haha....... (wtf was I laughing about too) -.-

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Kill the badminton teacher!!!!!! ><

sms luh.. letter-ing sux ^^ "

This is the letter that she was talking about! It's basically a very useless letter. (ok, maybe not that useless cox it actually was the cause of me and christel becoming good friends ^.^) AND I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO KEEP THIS!!!!!!!! WTF MAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE IN THE LANDFILL TOGETHER WITH ALL THE RUBBISH ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(digress)
And have you actually wondered about how you actually became friends with your friends? Okay I'm not sure if this makes any sense... But I have always wondered about the beginning. Like how come we ever talked?? What made us to become such great friends?
(end digress)

I like the heart best!! It's a kind of bead thing and then after assembling it, you use an iron or something to make it stick together. I have always wanted this!! The pandas are really cute too... and not forgetting the really colourful LMAO necklace!!! HAHA I'LL TOTALLY WEAR IT OUT.

ありがとう~ ♥

Abrupt end!
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I really need to shower and study, now. BYE BYE~

jaslynnxxx

CCA Carnival, and outing with Elaine~

2012-01-10T21:01:00.001+08:00

Hello~~ I have a bunch of homework + 2 (TWO!!!) class tests on Friday.. And I haven't studied, yet.
But I'm here because I feel REALLY uneasy when I don't update. Partially also because I'm afraid of losing readership wtf.

Okay, so last Saturday, my school had its annual CCA carnival and it is when we all showcase what our activity groups have to offer the new batch of students. AND THE BEST PART WAS... WE GOT TO CATCH UP WITH THE SENIORS THAT GRADUATED!!! (Digressing, I am now a senior. Means I'm old already. wtf)

Okay enough rambling I know you can't be bothered to read anymore!!
(Anw I'm ripping all the pictures that Audrey tagged me in. Because I didn't bring my camera that day -.-)

I CAN HAS FAT CHEEKS!!

This blurry picture came about as Audrey went to set her camera to some mode called "Close Up". And this shit appeared lol. I tried to kiss her but failed -_-

I dislike photos without flash. Also, because of Audrey, I don't think I will EVER wear contact lenses.
The way she put them was like.. SO DAMN SCARY OMFG.

Me, Audrey, Yvonne, Xinying, Saras, Fadhiilah and Sushi.

Camwhoring picture. And see!!!!! Our skin looks damn radiant with flash. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD PEOPLE WANNA TAKE PIX WITHOUT FLASH.
(Maybe people that have horrible acne, I guess. But there's always photoshop!! And anw I dont have photoshop, if not I'll take FOREVER to complete one post with any picture at all lol)

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Okay last year, during Elaine's birthday, I went out with her and we went to a store selling apple products. AND WE PLAYED WITH THEIR PHOTO BOOTH~ Like seriously, I think the only good thing about Apple computers is their photo booth. That's how shallow I am lol.

Murderer in da house.

Some tiled shit going on hehe

ELAINE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GHOST HERE OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay last picture!!

KTHXBYE!!!!!!!
I'm going back to studying (;__; )

jaslynnxxx

School.

2012-01-02T14:22:00.001+08:00

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

googled "shit cartoon" HAHAHAHA

I'll have SCHOOL tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want this 2 month holiday to end T__T
Okay technically it's not a 2 month holiday because I still had to go back for extra lessons, and some of my friends need to go back for CCA! Luckily I have NO choir practice at all for the break :D

But I guess I'm fortunate enough to go to school :> Nowadays when I rant about something I'll start thinking ," okay I'm more fortunate than some other people in the world".

I ALWAYS have no idea what to bring for the first day of school, because they do not give us our timetables before school reopens! This pisses me off to no end because the teachers would expect us to bring our books and I'm always like, "BITCH!!! I CANT READ YOUR DAMN MIND OK"
-_-

So all I'm gonna bring tomorrow are my report book, money, pens and handphone.
Maybe a notebook. See how my mood goes.

Oh, and I proudly announce that I can still fit into my uniform!!!! Miracle man. I did not grow horizontally too significantly over the past four years ^_^ I mean.. I did grow fatter by a tiny bit, but not to the extent of needing a new uniform :D I really hope I get into Junior College cox.... I'll need to wear a uniform again~

Yes, I love wearing uniforms. Unless they are butt ugly.
Because, I do not have to worry about what the hell to wear. I already have more important things to worry/ think about. Thank the system for uniforms~

Lastly, I hope I get a good teacher for English classes. I don't care if I drop to band 2 or band 3 for English. Neither do I care about going back to band 1 for English classes. So what if I get streamed to band 1 again, but end up with a shitty teacher that can't teach? I'd rather go to a class that is considered quite lousy, but at least the teacher is good.

I better get back to my English homework. I hate writing situational essays. (speaking of which, is "situational" even a real word????)

jaslynnxxx

A New Year. 2012.

2011-12-31T21:28:00.000+08:00

Hey everyone.
I suppose you all are.. having fun with your family and friends or partying with random strangers now, counting down the new year.
But here I am, blogging and praying that there will MAYBE be some #foreveralone souls here with me
( ;__;)

BUT ANYWAY!!!!! I reckon that this year was a GOOD year, because

1. My parents still have their jobs despite the financial whatever crisis. (Thank the heavens)
2. I bought Ayumi and Namie albums.
3. I have scored well in my major examinations.
4. I got prettier. (well, in comparison to when I was 13 and 14 T_T )
5. I discovered 9gag and memes. THEY CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.
6. This blog got more readers than expected. When I first started out, there were only 3 readers a day wtf T__T

And I really hope that whoever that is reading this (or not reading this) will get a wonderful year next year!

Lastly, do what you gotta do and what you wanna do.

jaslynnxxx

P.S/ Happy birthday Jiahui! It's super lucky that you were born on 3112!! One more day and we won't be able to meet already because technically you would be one year younger than me! Happy birthday bitch ♥

ありがとう

2011-12-30T12:25:00.000+08:00

Means "Thank You" in Japanese. And it's my current favorite song by Namie Amuro ^__^
So, today's blog post is all about what happened to me the past week. And some incoherent ramblings.

le sexy leg!!!!!!! Donovan said that I look naked WTF?? I wanna show the two damn mosquito bites (they're fading. Now they have faded.). I was the only one in the entire house to get bitten -__-
On both my arms and legs too -_____-
And I have thalassemia minor, which I read that it's a blood condition (??) and it helps the people with this condition to NOT get bitten so often my mosquitoes. And ironically I got bitten like 10 times in a day.
Fuck you mosquito.

Sorry. I just read the article again and it doesn't STOP the mosquitoes from biting me. Just that I'm more immune to malaria. THROW ME INTO A JUNGLE NOW.

I downloaded Twippa! The Sentimental Circus Twippa. It's SUPER CUTE. And now.. Why are all of you still using ugly ass Twitter apps on your iphone?

I played this game named "Hot Spring Story" by Kairosoft games!!!! IT'S SUPER FUN AND ADDICTIVE. Although I played the lite version (I'm not allowed to download paid apps as my parents forbid me to), it's still really fun :3 I actually wasted my time and replayed the lite version over and over.. -_-

Went out with my family to watch "Alvin and the Chipmunks"!
At first I didn't know how to spell "Chipmunks".... I spelled it as "ChipmOnks" instead.

And the Cinema wasn't cold at all!!!! It was rather warm actually -_- I shouldn't have brought out my Jacket.

Had this... thing on my eyebags!!!!!!!!!! It was rather itchy so I assumed it was a mosquito bite. But why would a mosquito bite my.. EYE BAGS?? Werid. Guess I didn't remove makeup properly T_T But it's okay now, I guess. And my right eye has parallel eyelids! Only sometimes, though.

Went out ALONE for the first time ever yesterday. And bought these! Actually, it was quite nice going out alone. Because.. You only have to care about what you want, and not what other people want.

UNLESS, you're really obnoxious and it's either your way, or the high way.

Granny style hair wtf!!!! Eh but it looks kinda nice. THIS SHALL BE MY FUNERAL PICTURE!!!!1!!

I'm serious.

[abrupt end!]

So, school is starting in a few days time and I'll be Secondary 4. This sucks, because I'll have 'O' levels next year, which is a HUGE examination that determines MY life. And your life if you take it too.

When I asked my Mom if I could use the computer next year, or any electronic device with wifi access, her answer was

NO.

And I was like...

Okay.jpg ...

While my sister was like...

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And of course I went like...

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True Story of my life. Meme-fied.

jaslynnxxx

2012 Resolutions.

2011-12-29T12:16:00.000+08:00

I can has pizza!!!!!!!!1

Hello~~ Did you miss me?

After blogging this post I'm gonna head out!! Not gonna tell you for what, in case I jinx it T__T

So, as all of you know, it is very common to make resolutions for the coming year.

But what are these for? I guess people wish that the coming year would be less shitty. But we all know that no one (which I mean the people I know) ever, ever, ever, ever fulfills their new year resolutions. Procrastination epidemic!

My resolutions for the new year-

1. Spend more time with my Grandparents, especially my maternal Grandmother. I love her very much. I'm this close to crying now wtf.

2. Spend less time on technology. As we all know, technology is the root of all evil. QUIT DISTRACTING ME.

3. Which really means to use less Social websites.

4. And maybe quit blogging.

5. I'm kidding.

6. Exercise more. Which in MY context, means to exercise (jog, whatever) at least 5 times of my own accord.

8. Actually be nice to people, even if you hate them (I know I won't fulfill this ^.^)

9. Get prettier.

10. Grow longer (curly) hair.

11. More blog readers to read this crap blog.

12. Be nicer to my Sister.

jaslynnxxx

November ~ December

2011-12-24T18:23:00.000+08:00

Hello!
I guess I really have to stop making half assed posts about boring shit.
So my new year's resolution is to not update my blog for the sake of updating. And I must post more camwhoring images as to train myself to become more thick skinned.

Anyway, this post is about the new additions of cosmetics or skincare that I bought/received!
Hope you like it ^.^

Got this from my Dad's colleagues. It's Etude house's lipbalm and a Precious Moments pouch.
The lip balm is NOT going to be in one of my favorites as

It's in a metal casing and has this weird metallic smell.
It's very dirty to put your finger in there, dig out lip balm and apply it.
The pinkish tint of the lip balm is CHEAT ONE!! No color at all.

I'd rather use Vaseline, as it comes in a form of a plastic tube.

Anna Sui lip rouge from aunty Jessie!! She's so nice! Last year, she gave me a marbled blusher, which I really liked ^__^ And this lip rouge is NOT cheap. At. All. It costs a bomb (well, to me anyway, because I'm a starving student lol) The color is.. I don't know how to explain -_-

And it's basically a lip gloss inside the ring!! Damn awesome. Go check it out at Sephora.

A bunch of Silkygirl makeup I got from my Mom! Honestly, Silkygirl is the most UNDERRATED makeup line, ever. I love all of their cosmetics, except for their mascara (crappy) and concealer (crappy).

The rest are pretty decent, and better than Maybelline or L'Oreal.

I'm loving the blushers and glitter liners ~

Dollywink eyeshadow at 30+ bucks T__T I should have bought the Blue/Orange palette! But it's okay, the colors are pretty decent. ^__^||

The hot pink tube you see (second from left) is the Canmake Gokunobi mascara! It's a lengthening mascara, but Maybelline's stiletto is much better. Gokunobi is for pretentious people that wanna look like they have really natural long eyelashes. But overall, it's a good mascara.

The lip gloss is okay. But Canmake's NUDY lip is better.

The eyeshadow is quite crappy. If you're into Japanese makeup, you'll realize that Canmake is a cheaper version of Dollywink. The only difference is that Canmake has A LOT of glitter. Maybe that's why the eyeshadow is named "Shiny Eyes" lol.

My Dollywink #4 eyelashes!!!!!!!!!!! My Dad was über nice! He went to Malaysia in early Decemer (I guess) and asked me what I wanted from Penang.
Then I told him to walk into Sasa and tell the salesgirl that I want these! He texted back, saying that I'm giving him stress and headache ^__^|||||
But oh well! I got my dolly wink anyway~~

My really messy makeup+skincare+hair stuff drawer.
At the back row are my eyelashes, and my other 2 dollywinks are not here, the little basket is filled with lipglosses and lipglosses and eyeliner + eyebrow shaver lol.
Beside the drawer is a mirror. Convenient right! And below it has another drawer used to store my Namie and Ayumi Albums + more makeup ...
But honestly there are times where I hate makeup.
Yes it's fun to apply and all, but it's so troublesome to take off! I'm super anal, so I have to make sure every inch of makeup is removed from my face, then I can apply my hadalabo + pimple cream and sleep.

No, I do not believe in pilling on skincare on your skin. Because if it starts getting irritated, you won't know what skincare is causing it. Additionally, if you choose a really good product, it will do ALL the work for you.
WHY BOTHER BUYING SO MANY? Contribute so much to the economy for what lol.

For me, hadalabo controls oil secretion (I am free of oil on my face for at least 3hours), which is good enough for me. Plus, it has NO fragrance or coloring, which I love ♥

Mom's skincare products -__- But they are all unused, as she hardly uses any skincare!!! And her skin is damn awesome wtf. She has a lot of leg/body.hand moisturizers -_- The masks at the right are ALL mine. Wtf right. I'm too lazy to use them!

The six big boxes are masks from Taiwan. YES I AM CRAZY.

The sunscreen that I use. Every. Single. Day. It's really awesome, and is from Faceshop. Mom's friend went to Korea and bought these! IT'S NOT AVAILABLE IN SINGAPORE. I'm super sad at this fact :< Oh, and it's matte and acts as a base for my makeup, if I'm applying any!

Okay end! What's a complete post without a hugeass picture of me? And I look like I have cheekbone implants wtf -___-|||

All pictures edited by the MTXX app in the iphone!

jaslynnxxx

Naked

2011-12-21T13:44:00.000+08:00

It's a song by Namie Amuro. Remember the post I mentioned where she filmed an MV named naked, but yet doesn't even show her legs?? I found this website that hosts several of her videos that are not HD (so won't lag, because my computer is really lousy) but yet not too lousy to the extent that you cannot see her beautiful face. wtf.

Amuro Namie - NAKED - kewego
©Avex Trax! All rights reserved. I do not hold any copyrights to this video. No copyright infringement intended.

Keywords: namie amuro naked

Video from oshi21

Okay at least she shows her right arm.
But she is wrapped like a dumpling. I STILL FIND HER HOT LEY!!!!!!!! ♥

And I suspect that she's my idol simply because like me, she has A cup boobs and a skinny frame.
But unlike me, she can dance up to 2hours. My bones will break.
BUT SHE'S TERRIBLY SEXY!!!1

jaslynnxxx

No title because I'm lazy to think of one

2011-12-20T10:49:00.000+08:00

Hi all.

I'm ill. And I've a few blog posts in mind now, but I just can't bring myself to write some crap.
Oh, I just did. Seriously this blog is going to be dead.

And I suddenly remembered my dream! It's super wtf-ish, I tell you.

I was about to have sex in a car when I suddenly changed my mind. But I'm really lazy to elaborate..

AND NO, I DID NOT HAVE SEX IN MY DREAM LOL.

I changed my mind after, ok? Wtf can't believe I'm so slutty in my dream.

kthxbye for reading this crappy blog.

jaslynnxxx

Fairytales.

2011-12-16T00:01:00.000+08:00

I love 9gag ^__^

So, I was just wondering, how many of you actually believed in the "And they lived happily ever after," that was always repeated at the ending of some fairytale?

I know I didn't. When I was a child, I would think they lived happily ever after. But a few seconds later, I would bewilder myself with this question: "what happens after?"

Take my parents for example.

I've seen many many many letters my mom and dad wrote to each other. And it never fails to make me laugh because.. they're all so cheesy!

Example of this cheesy-ness would be something like, "I love you every single day"

But how long did that last? Well, I guess it lasted quite a long time, but nowadays I don't see them doing that anymore! But it would be really sweet if it continued..

Anyway, my point is that.. fairytales don't exist. Well, yes, maybe. For a short period of time, but it won't last forever. Not saying that the love is gone, but at least, we don't bother to show it out loud and proud anymore.

And idk what this post is for, seriously.

kthxbye!

jaslynnxxx

Taiwan Trip 2011 ♥ Part 3

2011-12-10T22:17:00.001+08:00

Okay so I've decided to update my blog after donkey years. And now got part time maid washing the kitchen. I kinda like her.

And I've gotta feeling that this Taiwan Trip thing will take forever to complete! Ayu ready? レッツゴー !
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So it was a normal school day with normal lessons again. Oh yes the weather there was fantastic. Really cold with constant winds! But my skin was dry on the surface and oily inside.. Okay hard to explain.

Anyway, for lunch, we went to a place to eat hot pot!!!!!

I LOVE HOTPOT. YOU DUMP ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND THEY ALL TURN OUT TO TASTE SO YUMMY. THE POT IS MAGIC.

My buddy, Shiying's buddy and Sheila's buddy.
No pictures of the food. Seriously I can't believe I'm so fail. But I had chicken meat. It was sliced very very thinly! And I heard that this meal was sponsored by Yixue's parentlink, equivalent of bowen's parentlink!
I think most of them are rich..

And we went shopping. Which is why I do not have any pictures of Shilin cox I was super afraid about getting robbed. But Yanyi and I went to KFC just to pee.. And wasted 30mins wtf..
(by this time, I have no idea of anything now so prolly some things aren't in chronological order)
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We went to Taiwan's top university- Tai Da! It's really big.. So big that they even have a museum wtfff

Was wearing some nordiac print. Fuck my life it was so damn hot I did not need my jacket!!!
And also camwhored with many other people.. Too lazy to drag all the pictures T__T Go my Fb see la..

Then in the museum had lots of geeky stuff. Things that.. I'll maybe have to study history to fully appreciate them -_-

Sorry if it's messy! I painstakingly drag all these pictures into a row of 2 -_- Okay so the white mice you saw are REAL. I even touched them.. They were really disgusting.

^These were some nuclear accelerators I guess. It was in the Physics room! And this guy was explaining to us in Chinese.. I was like..

"fucking hell idk what are you saying"

And they had this poster on Heavy Water" I can't understand it as it was in chinese.. But after I had access to internet, I went into wikipedia and typed that in. Was really interesting. Yes I'm a nerd.

SPOT THE SQUIRREL!!

I'll scream if this thing was in my house.

Pretty flowers all over the secret garden of Eden.
Just kidding.

Many many many bicycles! Easily a thousand of them. And the guide there told us that everyone steals each other's bikes. So it's not rational to buy your own bike.. Because it'll get stolen anyway! So tiring man. I'd have to look for a pink bike to steal because I can't stand black/blue/green. The other colors are okay.

Blurry picture of the guide.
And I shall spam pictures I've taken of a squirrel below ^__^
とてもかわいい!

IT'S TAIL WAS SUPER BUSHY MAX. LIKE, IDK. SOME BLUSHER BRUSH OR KABUKI BRUSH!!!!

Same bushy-ness right!!1 AND IT WAS DAMN CUTE OMFG *mad maternal insticts*

Okay shall end here now! Bye bye ♥

jaslynnxxx

Hi Small Wave

2011-12-05T17:47:00.001+08:00

Well, this is my third time visiting blogger today, because I do not know what to do.
Yea sure I can do homework, watch TV and well, pack my messy as god damn hell table but I just can't get myself to do it.

And I've been scaring the shit out of myself thinking about things recently.
Like..

What the hell do I do with my life if I do really badly for my O levels. I did really badly for my bloody PSLE already. If I don't do well for O levels.. I might as well go kill myself instead of wasting my time on this Earth -_- But obviously I'm too scared to die.

And you know, everytime I do well in my studies, I think that it's LUCK.

I have never, ever, once thought that it is due to the hard work I've put in. I'll just think, "Wow I'm fucking lucky yo"

And this bloody luck.. When it's here, I'm damn fucking lucky like OMFGBBQ I WON A MILLION BUCKS kind of lucky. But when it's not here.. Good lord I might as well stand i front of a stampede of angry unicorns.

And I'll try to finish my Taiwan Posts soon.
And yes I do not care if you like it or not.

okay abrupt end-

jaslynnxxx

Post Scriptum :

Qiu qiu replied my comment!!! I'm damn happy only ♥

2011-12-05T15:15:00.000+08:00

ダンス, ダンス, ダンス, do it again.
ダンス, ダンス, ダンス, do it again.
ダンス, ダンス, ダンス, do it again.
ダンス, ダンス, ダンス, do it again.

Quarter assed post

2011-12-05T12:54:00.000+08:00

When Ayumi opens her mouth to sing a ballad, I get goosebumps all over. Not even kidding.
Her voice is that powerful.
Well, better than any of the idols you ever idolized anyway.

And that reminds me.. I haven't heard my fill of Ayumi's music yet.
Okay whatever I'm gonna do homework now.

jaslynnxxx

Random Post..

2011-12-03T18:35:00.001+08:00

I was like, lol-ing at this ! And in the music video, Namie was all covered up!
But she still looked sexy T__T
And I couldn't find a decent full body shot of her in that video so never mind ..

And I haven't complete the bloody homework that was given :(
I bet all the people in my class finished already.. Except for Cheewai cox he's on twitter everyday -_-

I guess the first thing I gotta do (besides procrastinating) is to pack my god-damned table. It's so bloody messy that... I couldn't locate a hair pin. Or put my laptop there to use.
And the next thing to do is to get my father to keep this laptop :<

I think I will die for O levels next year. Because all I'm good at is to rant about homework here instead of DOING it. Not in the sexual way -_-
Okay maybe I'm just dirty minded.
urghh whatever. such a useless post.

I think I wasted your time enough.
Good bye and good riddance.

jaslynnxxx

9gag has taken my soul.

2011-12-02T15:19:00.001+08:00

I'm gonna take a break from all the Taiwan Trip posts now because they're really wordy and I've a whole lot of pictures -__-

And now, I have a confession to make...
I FREAKIN' LOVE 9GAG.

This was exactly how I felt wtf..

And it's damn bloody addictive okay!!! Totally recommended for.. people that

have nothing else to do on the Internet
need to relieve stress
want to learn the Art of Trolling
just loves memes ♥

Taiwan Trip 2011 ♥ Part 2

2011-11-30T18:45:00.004+08:00

Hello! It's part 2!

Okay, so we met our buddies on Tuesday. It was a really kiampa day because we had to wake up at 5.30AM I thought it was no problem at all... But hell, I was living on adrenaline the whole day. Attended their flag raising ceremony and their principal is a really charismatic person. She just has this aura around her.

Some mini welcoming gift thingy that we all got. But we weren't supposed to take home the pottery pot. Although some of them did! I didn't :<

Lunch was inside the classroom, which was damn freaking amazing because that meant heaven for lazy bums like me!!!! Just walking less than 20 steps to the food area and back to your seat to a nice lunch. Yes, the food was really not bad! Quite yummy :D I loved the fried eggs with onions ^__^

After lunch, we left early to do community work at a primary school (I forgot the name!!! T_T )

We made the walls look chioer than before!! It's so Spring themed! だいすき~~ ♥

Without and with flash

Some teacher there painted this! I'm totally impressed. I love the highlights in the brunette hair!! And the rainbow dress. Urghhh I really wish I could paint like that. But no, I can't.

For the CIP, there were 3 options that you had no choice in, because you got into groups and then they decide for you which CIP you had to do. And they were

Painting the walls.
Picking up shit.
Planting plants.

And obviously painting was the best option, right??? You get to showcase your artistic flair and at the same time, leave your legacy o0n the walls. I got to paint because I joined Mr.Soo's group ^__^

~sings Britney Spears' Lucky~

And after painting, we got to write our names on the walls.

But I've got something that I NEED (not want) to rant out. Coco's name is there. And she wasn't in the painting group. I feel like she got credit that she was not supposed to get and that irks me. Yes, she cleaned up poo, but SO WHAT?

Call me petty or whatsoever but I just feel that she's an attention seeker that gets credit for nothing.

Just like how paris hilton is famous for being famous (a.k.a., didn't do anything).

And even after I told her, like twice, she still went ahead to write her damn name.

SOME MORE SHE COPY MY SMILEY FACE WTF.

Instead of writing (: or :D she put ^^

Under my fucking name some more. urghh.

IN MY MIND, I'M LIDDIS:

~END OF HATE STORY~

With some random boy that brought us downstairs.
Oh yea after the CIP, we went into the respective classes. The kids there were supposed to ask whatever they wanted to know.. And boy, were they inquisitive..
And there was this girl that sat in front of me that asked TONS of questions. Turns out that she went to Singapore before and prolly wants to show off her knowledge of SG to me -__" But she's really pretty and sang really well ^__^ The next Jolin Tsai.

^School compound and the food they gave us :O
I think I gained like 5kg.

The guide then brought us to some bookstore + department store kinda building. The name is Estile? Estite? I don't know. Something around that name.. And anyway, I BOUGHT THE ALBUMS I WANNA BUY!!!

What I posted on twitter.

AND I FEEL THAT I'M DAMN STUPID. I didn't buy the CD+DVD set for Ayumi's Love songs album!! Kao. I feel damn stupid. What the hell is an album without music videos to watch with it?????????? URGHHHHHH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU BRAIN.
But her ballads were really nice. I felt like crying wtf T__T

AND BEST FICTION IS THE BEST.
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What is a visit to a country, without visiting a tourist trap?
Taipei 101 was a true tourist trap. It's utter CRAP. It was dark, and thus cannot see any god damned scenery. And I am such an apathetic person (omg i spelt apathetic correctly! Yayness). So I was extremely bored because of the history stuff there. urghhhh..
(Ok to clarify, personally I think the history of the West is really more interesting than history of the East. Blame it on the History Channel. It rarely talks about Genghis Khan or whatever)

And then we went for dinner.. Which I assume is hotpot again. (I forgot >.<)

Kthxbye!

jaslynnxxx

Taiwan Trip 2011 ♥ Part 1

2011-11-26T22:40:00.001+08:00

Hello~ I have finally found the determination to do the Taiwan Trip post.
And I think after this LONG ass post, I won't post for a very long time. Force you all to read this post :D

For those who dunno, this was a school trip and it's main goal is immersion with yixue junior high school.
I got assigned to class 812 and my buddy was a guy. He doesn't really talk to me but I guess he's kinda intimidated by i-don't-know-what. He's really nice though!

Oh yea I was damn lucky. For both going and coming back, I got WINDOW SEATS!!!!!!!!!!1
But we had a transit, so technically I flew 4 times. Out of these four times I sat the window seat twice !
I'm a happy bitch ^__^ (please skip this part of the post if scenery doesnt excite you)

I was super hyped by the scenery because everytime I fly overseas, it would be a night flight!! Then dark dark one and cannot see anything fml.

still in Singapore.

PLEASE LOOK AT THE FREAKIN' FLUFFY CLOUDS OMFG.

Hongkong was cloudy and meh. Not very cold either. Never ever trust weather reports.

the clouds look like I can lie on them for a good night's sleep
T__T

Then for the transit flight (Hongkong>Taiwan), Jennifer and I exchanged places, while KiatYin was forever in the middle seat MUAHAHAHAHAH

Jennifer act shy, while kiatyin's nose bridge is damn high :(

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So, the first day was over just like that, because after the freakin' long flight (man, we almost missed the airplane) we were ordered to our rooms to have a good night's sleep. 幸せ~~~

2nd Day:

Went to jiu fen (九份)which is some place with a lot of food but no clothes. It is supposedly a place where Taiwan's (or rather, other countries') wealth prospered because of some excavation site there. There are many many old style Japanese buildings there because Japan once colonized Taiwan. Mother of God my blog is starting to become educational. And I don't have any pictures of it because.. It was raining and I lazy to take out my camera -_-

For food was some seafood feast. I cannot eat seafood because of my eczema (I'll itch like MAD) but hell I love seafood. It's the best damn thing, like, ever. Only pity was it did not have any crabs -_-

Some yummy appetizer and PRAWNS! Yvonne was so damn kind T__T She helped me peel the prawns.

I feel indebted to her wtf. Super 感動, because I dislike peeling off the shells of seafood..

Some soup that I presume was cooked half heartedly and MAJOR YUMS la3la4.

I haven't had my dinner yet T__T craving for those lala now.

Rainbow!! Idk why but whenever I look at rainbows I'll immediately think of Donovan stroking/hugging a singing Nyan cat wtf.

Then we went to see some spectacular rocks. And camwhored a bit. I look so damn cui wtf.

Oh yes quick story- Thinking back I felt so stupid. Because Pearlyn asked me if I put makeup, and I said no. But my lipgloss had this really weird tint. And anyway I did have eyeliner applied and concealer on my dark eye circles cox it's damn horrible la. lol idk why I lied to her. Self-conscious, I think!

CAN YOU PLEASE LOOK AT THE SHOE. It was originally a big ass rock but was weathered to look like a fucking shoe!!! I'm super amazed only. Looks like my grandma's slippers!

And there were MANY MANY MANY MANY x707 people that queued up just to take a picture with the Queen's Head. Literally a long line with easily 20 over people. But anyway the rock is gonna be gone in 50+ years.. So all the kiasu people wanna take pix with it to get bragging rights.

After this, we went for dinner. Some buffet thing, which kinda sucked. Minimal selection of foods T__T
But I ate some raw fish thing, which reminds me of my Japanese sushi, albeit less tasty -_-

jaslynnxxx

Hello.

2011-11-22T09:39:00.000+08:00

This cracked me up.

Okay so this is a really spur-of-the-moment type of post. There will be no other pictures except for the one above and it's gonna get very wordy.
But it trains you for reading the comprehension passages! See, my blog is educational *cough cough*

So, I just came back from Taiwan. And am currently missing the days there.
Mainly because when we were touring Taiwan, the hours were never enough for both activity and sleep.
But back here, all I do is to sleep, listen to music and watch dumb TV.
I just can't stand not doing anything productive. But of course, you could argue that I'm a procrastinator and thus I do not get anything done.

Ok. The truth is I need to be under stress to really get things going. If not, how did you think I managed to repack my damn luggage within 2 hours?? I knew that I needed to pack, or else I can never go back. THIS is the stress and that was how I manged to watch Disney Channel and repack every single shit under 2 hours.

So, my life now is very very very very sedentary. All I do now is:

Use the computer to blog and accumulate cellulite. (But now currently don't have. TOUCH WOOD)
Listen to my newly bought Ayumi Hamasaki albums.
Listen and listen over and over again to Namie's BESTFICTION album ♥
Text Christel. But she always reply me after a loooong time cox she doesn't want to waste her free 30 messages on me -_-
Attempt to do the homework given. But I failed. That's why I am here typing out nonsense.
Eat.
Do 10 sit ups and give up. TV is quite awesome.
Continue with my dislike on the new Hi-5 everyday.

Oy yes, and one of the smallest things in life that make me happy is to wake up with hydrated lips.

DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT FEELS?

I look like I have the lips of those Japanese models!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No lines on it or whatever. Just damn soft!!

I think softer than my sister's lips already.

Yes I kiss my sister.

kthxbye

jaslynnxxx

Klout.

2011-11-20T13:51:00.001+08:00

I saw this thing on Cheesie's blog and I went and created an account because I'm so bored.
Yes, I've given up Sims Social for good.

And I think this thing is bullshit ok!
Because:

I'm technology retarded. I can use the Iphone and whatever new devices but I still prefer the old Nokia keypad phones! And I think technology is retarded because it made me suffer for my studies -_-
I don't think I'm funny. And even if I'm funny, I still don't think I'm humorous -_-
MOMS. Honestly. I don't make Mom jokes. I don't really talk about my mom. So, this thing not accurate la.

And Cheewai is influential about POVERTY. LOLOLOLOL.

jaslynnxxx

2011-11-20T13:21:00.001+08:00

Hi, I know this blog is damn dead ok.

But gimme 3 more days and you'll see and update.

erm, so ya.

kthxbye.

Im so damn bored

2011-11-09T23:06:00.001+08:00

I'll let u see pictures u saw on my twitter again just because I look chio. Actually I'm just testing out the blogger iPhone application. I think it's rather crappy. urgh I'll never churn out a proper blog post at this rate.

Oh ya. I told the whole world that jiahui's vagina was bleeding today.

JUST TO CLARIFY: her vagina not bleeding ok. I'm sorry for any misunderstanding, vagina sucking vampires.

I think she really angry alr, so dun be surprised when she tells the whole world that my cb bleeding during the class BBQ.

Jaslynxxx

PS/ I can't change the size of my photo. So now I have an excuse to shove my bigass pix in your face.

The anyhow bomb post.

2011-11-09T15:44:00.002+08:00

Going to Taiwan on Sunday! I'm replaying the song we're supposed to perform for the Taiwan Yi Xue people a thousand times T__T

It's a Chinese song, and it's some old song..

No, you don't have to play it.

If it's some Jolin Tsai or Elva song I can memorize within the 10th time of replaying. But this.. I can't.
I'm super stressed now okay and the only way I can destress is to blog out this shit T__T

Even if you hate me, give me a bit of luck for tomorrow's rehearsal, okay? It will do you lots of good. KARMA? Remember? :D

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I suddenly felt like blogging what I feel about the class I'm in currently.
So ready or not, here goes:

I think this class is really lively, albeit a little irritating at times.
Especially at the start of the year, where the boys would clap at everything the teachers say.
At first I thought it was real fun and joined in too.
But you know the feeling, when a joke is said too many times it's just not funny anymore?
That's how the clapping went.

Sometimes, I just wish they would know what's appropriate and what's not.

But I do like this class. Much more than I expected.
Although I feel really threatened by all the smart people here. It's really a "WOW" moment when you realize how smart some of them are, and how passionate they are about the topics they are studying. It makes me wanna catch up with them and I'd say it's a very positive environment, as there is competition, but not so much until it gets aggressive.

Oh yes and there is also a case of immaturity.
As there are more guys than girls in the class, getting rowdy is inevitable and sometimes it crosses the line.
I mean, how can you insult/ make fun of someone else's mother?

Would you like it if someone called your mother a pig/ dog/ cunt ?
And it is not funny at all to make fun of their mom's names.
Personally, I'd feel that you really really offended me if you ever talked negatively about my parents.

Like, who do you think you are ? I don't think even God has the right to insult another.
This is getting really personal but that's just how I feel to a few individuals.
But I guess overall they are not bad people. Just really childish.

Hope next year would be better :D and I want to sit somewhere in the MIDDLE because

There are fans! Aaahhh~ cooling !
I can see better without the stupid reflection off the whiteboard.

The three words to describe how I feel this class are attachment, immaturity and funfunfunfun. (Rebecca Black reference)

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Just wanted to show you my Dolly Wink #2! It's called "baby cute" LOL.

Oh yea it's really soft and the lash is super easy to apply!

And after I stuck it on, I realized that a double eyelid formed O.O so I went to accentuate it even further by sticking some eyelid fibre on my lids to make the double eyelid look more deep set :D

I think I had my first faux eyelash when I was in Secondary 2? It was some cheapo eyelash set that I got from DAISO! I remember being really happy because I finally had something else other than pencil eyeliner -_-

And I NEVER had trouble sticking them on, which is why I don't understand or empathize with girls that CANNOT STICK ON FAUX EYELASHES.

I got it on my first try and is always successful in sticking them on! So why can't you?

Maybe I'm fated to succeed at makeup :D

jaslynnxxx

The Principles of Friendship

2011-11-05T20:41:00.000+08:00

You know, my aim is to be like those typical female bloggers out there. They always put some glorious picture of themselves before starting out a post on how great their day was.
But I always fail because

I can't be bothered to camwhore all the fucking time. But when I do camwhore, it's a whole lot of pictures that usually amount up to 100.
I need to do real life photoshop, a.k.a. makeup, cox I don't have a photo editing software. Life sucks.

Okay so anyway, I read this essay on friendship quite a long time ago, and it was in chinese. So obviously I skipped a whole chunk of words that I didn't know how to read...

(Urghh I really hope I don't fail chinese for O levels next year, although I'm not doing anything.)

Part of the passage talks about how a friendship is formed and how it washes away, like sands on a beach.

People get together and eventually have a relationship as friends with each other because they are on the same path/ route/ track in life. They understand what the other party is going through, and the feelings they share are mutual.

Now, I daresay that this is Fate that brought them together. How else can you find some one with the same feelings/ thoughts that are similar to yours, and thus you decided to form a friendship?

And, you remain as friends in this journey.

BUT, what happens once the journey that YOU are trodding on is different from your new-found friend?

Easy. You go on your separate paths and never look back again.

Isn't this what most of us do?

Once you found out that you are different from your friend, you tend to have disagreements. You fight. Even if you don't say it out loud, you know that the relationship is changing because of different mindsets. You wish you two still thought the same way.

Or, when you two drift apart physically. It becomes DIFFICULT in maintaining the relationship.

Even if you two persevere, either one or both of you will get tired. You will want to give up, because you found other people that are on the same route as you. You & your new friends all think the same.

So what's the point of hanging on in the relationship with the old friend? I might as well go with the new ones that I've found! We are on the same track.

This is not wrong. Nothing is wrong in this world. It is only a matter of opinion.

(Unless it is something concrete, like, the sun is hot.)

I've come across something like this. Everyone has. Unless you are super lucky, in the sense that you have childhood friends that are inseparable, up till now.

Take my friends in Primary school, for example.

I've a friend named Jazzmin and I have drifted from her.

She has a new circle of friends, while I have my own.

But whenever we get together, the conversation NEVER STOPS.

We can talk and talk and talk and talk until the cows come home.

We'll stop only because I need a drink of water.

But we're not without our cons. I really hate how stubborn she is, and she cannot take it that I've become more bimbotic than the past.

But we can still feel great in each other's company, like no gaps were in the relationship.

I know what she thinks, and vice versa.

This is a relationship that means a lot to me. Even though we rarely talk in real life. But once the holidays start, we'll be together again.

It is a mystery to me on how this relationship ever survived. When you look at it through the surface, you'd think, "Hell, it'd be gone in 6 months.". But it didn't. The relationship stayed.

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Okay, so what's the deal of having this long ass, useless post?

Just something that has been on my mind lately, and maybe some food for thought for you people.

Of course, this is nothing new. I'm sure most of you know more than me.

jaslynnxxx

P.S/ My dad watching some damn sad China movie now. O.o got chiobu

2011-11-04T13:09:00.000+08:00

Spent $3000+ on this outfit!!

I'm crazy.

But it's all worth it! I look like Blair Waldorf, because of the uniform and head band :D

No, I don't watch Gossip Girl. I've no time ´Д`

jaslynnxxx

2011-11-04T10:39:00.001+08:00

Not blogging lately because I'm busy earning money in Sims Social!!

I already very tired from competing with Hui Jun and Jun Hang for being the first.

Now all I want is to get the whole Japanese furniture set!!

IT WAS TRULY LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
I TOLD MYSELF, "I GOTTA HAVE THESE"

Now.. Whatever happened to the promise I made to myself about studying?

jaslynnxxx

2011-11-01T16:33:00.000+08:00

OH GOD IM SO MEAN/ NASTY/ WHATEVER.

I can't believe I typed that-_-

Half Assed Post

2011-11-01T15:24:00.001+08:00

^THIS MADE ME GO LOLOLOL HAHAHAHHAHA

Okay I have a queer sense of humor.

Oh, I'm eating cereal for my lunch now. It's so smelly :/ urghh I hate the dried berries!!!!

And today sucked. I was so enthusiastic about Amath lesson. But I was so tired, because the Panadol was wearing off and the fucking fever came back again. So I was sleeping.. and my head was bobbing up and down.. Thank god I have tuition or I will totally miss out.

Oh and I just read my sister's Winx Club magazine.
I was like.. wtf after reading.
W.I.T.C.H. is soooo much better!!!!!! Although I don't buy it any more.. It's $5 :(

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I sincerely hope that people who hate me will just ignore me.
But if you really need to talk to me, yeah, can. Just don't give me the freaky fake smile, ok?
Today while walking home..
urghh. Met so many fake people. At least Patty didn't talk to me. But I really felt like vomiting. THE FAKE-NESS OF IT ALL.

No, don't misunderstand me. I don't hate them, nor do I dislike them.
I just do not like them.

And for me, once I do not have a vestige of like towards you, I'll not talk to you completely or not that much.
I'll keep my mouth shut for as long as I can.

And generally, I think EVERYONE hates me except for Jingni, Jiahui, Christel and maybe some other people but I can't think of them now.

Maybe being #foreveralone is not a bad thing, at all.
Because I am sure what I am thinking and what I want, but I certainly cannot read your mind.
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Oh yes and this is a great song.
Yea, it has filthy lyrics. But so whaaattt???
You're missing out.

jaslynnxxx

Can't Eat, Can't Sleep, I'm Sick.

2011-10-31T13:46:00.002+08:00

My eye lids are on the verge of closing down now..
But I still have to go to the Taiwan trip briefing.
How timely.
I really hope it ends soon so I can either:

a) Rush home to sleep
b) Play my game if a) fails.

jaslynnxxx

Super cheap thrill

2011-10-29T12:59:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHAH YAY-NESS
Lol I'm a loser, I know. So that's another insult made invalid.

But I get this super short high when I see my comments being top comments.

I think I should invest in heroine.

You know I'm kidding.

jaslynnxxx

Results!

2011-10-28T12:19:00.000+08:00

Chuckled at this image (:

Oh yes today is not the last day of school for me as I have extra curriculum :(
Ah, well. Next year is the O levels already so I guess I shouldn't complain so much.

So, this whole entry is a boasting entry. If you don't like it, I suggest you go to 9gag and make yourself happy!

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I got 12 for class position and 14 for level position :D
Was totally unexpected, although I was praying really hard for Mr Chua to read out my name T_T
And he did! heheh~

So I'm just gonna tell you the overall cox my SA2 only results very bad. The L1R5 is 12 fucking points.
Can go which JC you tell me!

English- 65 B3
Chinese- 58 C5
Amath- 86 A1
Emath- 85 A1
Biology- 77 A1 (Miss Chong said I got highest but dk why the overall results is 79.1 guess my name won't be on the board then!)
Chemistry- 77 A1
Physics- 59 C5 (FML ONE MORE MARK TO B4)
SS+Geog- 70 A2

Percentage is 72.1% . Super bad only. You go see sushmitha's one. SHE GOT 77% !!!!

L1R5 is 9 :D

Okay la quite pleased. But can do better because I started studying really really late!
So if I started revising earlier then maybe can get better results.
And my comments very long, so I can't be bothered to type out.

kthxbye!

jaslynnxxx

My Perrogative

2011-10-27T19:20:00.000+08:00

People can take everything away from you
But they can never take away your truth
But the question is..
Can you handle mine?

They say I'm crazy
I really don't care that's my prerogative
They say I'm nasty
But I don't give a damn getting boys is how I live

Some ask me questions
Why am I so real?
But they don't understand me
I really don't know the deal about my sister
Trying hard to make it right
Not long ago before I won this fight

Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live? (tell me why)
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions (oh)
That's my prerogative
That's my prerogative

It's my prerogative
Its the way that I wanna live
It's my prerogative
You can't tell me what to do

Don't get me wrong
I'm really not soped!
Ego trips is not my thing
Fuck all these strange relationships
It really gets me down
See nothing wrong with spreading myself around

Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live? (tell me why)
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions (oh)
That's my prerogative
That's my prerogative

Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live? (tell me why)
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions (oh)
That's my prerogative
That's my prerogative

Its the way that I wanna live
It's my prerogative
But you can't tell me what to do

Why can't I live my life?
Without all of the things that people say
Ohhhhh

Oh

Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live? (tell me why)
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions (oh)
That's my prerogative

(They Say I'm crazy) Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live? (tell me why)
(they say I'm nasty)I don't need permission
Make my own decisions (oh)
That's my prerogative (ahhh)

It's my prerogative

current and forever favorite song.

Nuffnang Blog Awards, Here I Come

2011-10-27T17:30:00.001+08:00

Ohai.
Today I'm blogging about the Nuffnang Blog Awards! It's going to be held in Kuala Lumpur (Lol luckily not Johor Baru if not I'll be making outdated Justin Bieber jokes fml) this year in the hotel named Putrajaya Marriott. Volkswagen Malaysia is also part of the event!

Looks grand.

It's super prestigious and I'm invited to go! (笑) I was hyperventilating like mad when Jayne called me and I think I was super not-me when I spoke to her (淚)

Okay back to the main point of this blog post!

To make it straight to the point, I'll tell you my top 3 reasons why I wanna go:

It would be an amazing experience(okay, whatever I'm gonna say is coming out as clichéd but it's true) because it's exclusive and not many people can attend this event! I can also get to know more people and hone my pathetic socializing skills.
I can get to meet the people that I idolize. Xiaxue, Cheesie, Yutakis etc etc etc. Some people idolize K-Pop stars, some idolize Glee stars. But I adore the bloggers mentioned and I wanna meet them!
I can be as vain as I want. Erm, this is one of the reasons because I' an otaku and I hardly go out. So when there's some reason for me to be extremely vain and to make up/ dress up, I'd totally cherish the chance okay

Yup so these are my top 3 reasons on why do I wish to attend the Nuffnang Asia-Pacific Blog Awards

=^_^=

If you want to win your way to this event, you can click here.

Okay that's all for today kthxbye!

jaslynxxx

Let Me Be With You

2011-10-25T15:47:00.001+08:00

LOL holy shit I love Chobits but I never heard their opening song cox I skipped it.
Until Michelle Phan used this song for her tutorials :D

Oh yes.
I love the swing.

It makes me damn fucking happy. I don't think damn fucking happy even covers the happiness I felt when I went on the swing! I was seriously filled with happiness ok. Not even buying dollywink or clothes give me that kind of happiness. See, I'm not that shallow after all!
It works the tummy muscles! I SWEAR. I have lesser tummy fats now. I can feel it. I'm so gonna buy a house with a garden big enough to put one swing (for me only muahahhahaa).
It tones the limbs! You have to kick to go higher and use your arms to push forward to go higher too!

so going on the swing is so much more fun than running or doing 100 sit ups.

I think you play on the swing continuously for 15 mins equate to 100 sit ups or crunches already!

Sigh. So fun. So. When will I marry some rich guy to buy for me that plot of land?

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Oh ya and so stupid. Can't even face me.

Have to pretend to drag your friend away with you to avoid me.

It's so damn fucking ridiculous that I sniggered even in my drained state.

Like, I can't even find the energy to breathe properly but you were so childish and ridiculous that it was totally "WTF? LOL"

Always say people humji but you also -_-

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And when going to exit the school today, I got afraid of Cheewai, Donovan, Nithin and Brendan.

LIKE WHY THEY SUDDENLY TALLER THAN ME WTF.

I mean, they ofc taller than me but when stand face to face like so scary fml.

I'm traumatized.

jaslynnxxx

I'm Happy. And Sad. And Happy.

2011-10-23T21:49:00.001+08:00

Emotional roller coaster.

Okay I guess this won't be a real post because it's all some very intellectual ramblings from this very intellectual person.

Actually, not.

Let's talk about results, shall I?

For English, I got 59. ONE FUCKING MARK TO B4.
Come on. If you were nice enough to round up my 58.somenumberthatlookslikepi, you's be kind enough to round it up to the closest tenth number. Do some good karma, please.
お願い T__T

For Chinese, I PASSED IT. It's a total shock, because I wouldn't even think or dream to pass it.
Because once I passed it, I did horribly for English. I'd rather get an Ungraded for Chinese and get A1 for English. Sigh. You get some, you lose some. Or should I say, I?

For both maths, it's A1.
Like duh. I'm so smart only. YES I'M A SELF PRAISING WHORE :)
I just wanna make myself feel good. And it's concrete fact that I'm good at math. No use fighting it.
I'm a self praising whore that is good in math.
Additional Math: 71/80
Emath: 87/100 I think.

Chemistry! Ah, my once hatred subject has become my good friend.
Thou shalt love your enemies. I got 78/100 , which is pretty good, considering the fact that I got B3- A2 all these while. I'm a happy person.

Biology.
How should I say this?
I really think it was by sheer luck that I got 79/100 for it, because I did the TYS.
But I won't be so lucky next time. So pure hardwork will be needed.

Physics. Oh, do I have to say this?
Obviously I failed! Even with all the shit I did in the TYS, the paper never fails to stump me with it's "WTFBBQ" questions. I was a fool. But I shouldn't drop it. I will try. I will keep on trying.
Because I never give up on something that I set my eyes on. If I do give up, it really means that t ain't worth it.
48/100

Geography plus Social Studies. Guess I got complacent.
It was one more fucking mark to an A2.

Baby the Stars Shine Bright, so please kill me.

And altogether I got 12 points for my L1R5.
Not bad, but not good either.
It wouldn't get me into Anderson, but will certainly get me into Serangoon, which is not what I have in mind.

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Went out with my precious Jing Ni yesterday.
She's such an inspiration.

I don't know if she is comfortable with me sharing her story, so I wouldn't.

But anyhow, she got a really bad illness 2 years back.

Something that I would just wanna-kill-myself-and-get-all-the-shit-over-with kind of illness.

But obviously she got through it, and deep down inside when I heard what she went through, I felt really sad.

This sadness.

How should I explain it?

It's just a feeling of helplessness and desperation, because I couldn't do anything.

But she's all well now, and I really respect her. She's so strong.

Oh yes, and I realized something.
I would hold a person's hand if I never wanted to let them go.
How odd. But I realized that when I held a person's hand, it gives me a sense of security.
This security is there because I know that that person will not move out of my reach.
But if she squirms away, I won't mind too.

Because all good things come to an end.
Even if it's just for a while, I'd never want you out of my reach.
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And good luck to whoever is taking their O levels tomorrow.
It's the English paper, right?
Well, hope you predict the unpredictable language paper, and that you kick some ass.

jaslynnxxx

2011-10-23T20:51:00.001+08:00

reminder to self:

http://www.bpptv.com/play.php?urlid-164-index-0.html

What the fuck lol

2011-10-20T17:14:00.001+08:00

Do you see what I see??

WAD DA FUCK LOL

P.S/ Long ass entry below！

Christel's Birthday.

2011-10-20T16:58:00.005+08:00

YAAYY!! A real blog post!!

Clap, please.

(A lot of bimbotic rants or self absorbed-ness )

Oh, before I proceed to the post.. I want to show you a #cheapthrill again!! :D

LOL TOP COMMENT AGAIN HEHEHEHE~ I didn't know until some person replied to my comment!
So thank you, to the person for making me happy today!
It's all about the small things in life.

~~End digression~

Okay so I have to dress up nicely, cox it's Christel's birthday, and she decided to spend it with me, so obviously I must show her and myself respect by dressing up nicely right! But I couldn't decide between the shorts.

You see, the left one shows more tummy and I could show it but I'm determined not to go to the slutty side of life so I wore the right one. Sigh. Maybe I should have shown my tummy cox that was when it was totally flat
T_T

Then, we went to eat at pastamania! And I'm not good at giving surprises. I CANNOT keep surprises.
Must say. But I can keep secrets because I would either

Forget about the secret
Think it's really dumb, and thus not worth remembering

The below pictures are of Christel and her sacred baked rice.

She's SOOOO cute.
And wtf, although these are all considered as un-glamorous shots, she still looks cute ^_^

hawt.

ANNDDDD... DRUM ROLL FOR...
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SEXYFACE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO SEXY LOL

Must camwhore a bit. But my hair was kinda flat :(

But, hey! It's brown!

Blurry. Put for the sake of.. idk.

THEN, after eating.. WE WENT TO SOMERSET! (I think. I forgot already la!)
Walked around for eons of years until legs were mad tired. My muscles were screaming like mad T__T
So we went to the food court to sit, without ordering any food!
We drank our own water and looked at other people eat. So cheapskate!

Oh, and the chairs were METAL. So when we sat down, our butts got a shock and it was reeeaally uncomfortable-_- SO COLD!

Nothing to do.. So camwhore!

Then we imitated some people (mostly lower secondary girls)'s facial expressions when taking photos of themselves. But I think we failed. Wait. Christel's one quite look like!

I just cannot twist my mouth la!
But anyway, why wouldn't you smile naturally like this:

Cuter. Better. Sexier.

i don't know what happened. Forgotten already!

Don't know why she did this lol

Ponyo.

Christel's high nose bridge. I don't know why I am typing in italics. I feel like I'm doing a careless whisper.

Asked Christel to help me take a picture of my clothes, plus the shoes.
Shoes are forever left out in full body pictures!! Hello, you know how I hobbled around the effing shopping mall with these stupid shoes??
But they are far more sensible than your Christian Loubutins. TAKE THAT.

She was covering her thighs so as to NOT SHOW OFF HER POWDERFUL MUSCLES.
SERIOUSLY??
But she looks like she's not looking into the camera for the 1st two pictures... So weird.

Me explaining to Christel the difference of out eyelids.

Yes, this bitch has PARALLEL eyelids.

I hate her.

I think she was insulting my eyelids after I said I hate her lol

Dont ask.

Christel with her scenery.

I tried to copy Masuwaka Tsubasa's posing but I FAILED.

I know it, so even if you try to insult me, your insult is invalid. Try something else.

Her face very small o.o

I hesitated putting up this picture

LOL.

Was supposed to look like this:

Christel's face really look like!! Only mine like.. wtf.

So, christel's GREEN TAN is gone! (Just Realized)

Not fun to tease her already :(

Sigh.. Her eyelids bestest.

OH YA I HAVE A STORY TO TELL YOU.

When we took the MRT to somerset, the train doors were closing.

And obviously, there were lots of people in the carriage!

So, Christel was SUPER SLOW.

We reached in front of the train when the woman announced," DOORS CLOSING "

I quickly jumped into the train and the doors almost had me in half!!!!!!!!

But I'm still alive so..

I almost fell too -_- Then so funny, I tell you.

The people in the train were ready to help me anytime I fell when I jumped in.

But when I didn't, they all turned back to their pokerfaces.

-_-

Oh, then I turned around.

WHERE IS CHRISTEL!??!

OH CRAP

Then I saw her waving to me through the doors, telling me to drop at the next stop.

What the hell.

I was like an action heroine, jumping through the closing doors. I expected her to jump with me!!

But she didn't -__-

So next time you wanna a piece of me..

because I am a Ninja ! xD

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After going home, I played with my sister.

She was trying to keep her eyes open!

She cannot take flash lol. And yea those are my hairy legs.

I have straight rows of teeth while she doesn't.

heheh.

eyeliner picture. I took like, five minutes to draw T__T

Not professional enough.

Blurry but chio. My camera went mad lol.

Went with Christel to play makeup. I drew this!

My 2 bucks sock.

Should have bought all inside the box!!!! sigh. But now they don't sell anymore..

Love this album! Christel buy for me one hehehe~

The songs damn nice! I think Checkmate! is better than the Past < Future album.

My 2 buck lousy notebook.

-End-

All in all it was a fun day, but super tiring.

I'm super lazy.

Okay it's a miracle that I decided to blog this!

But because I uploaded all my photos to Picasa so the upload of photos are super fast!

And I didn't edit la, hor.

I don't know why but I feel a need to say I didn't because.. I don't want people to think that.

A lazy person like me.. How can I bother?

If you read all the way, then thankyou for bearing with my nonsense haha~

byebye!

LOL.

2011-10-16T19:05:00.002+08:00

Okay fine I apologize (NOT) for the cheat post.

This is just part of the crap conversation I am having with Nithin now.
Like seriously.
Im laughing like mad.
He's damn funny! I don't even know what he did la lol.
Maybe it's the sponge bob and Patrick picture there.

jaslynnxxx

2011-10-16T12:08:00.000+08:00

*thinking of blogging about Christel's birthday outing*
*Lazy*
*No determination*
*Gives up*

Can you believe that this whole video is fan made??
The drawings and everything! I'm super amazed and have lots of respect for this person. Determination, man.

This story is about a girl, who's a celebrity (a star).
She and this man were together, until he left her for another woman.
She found out when she saw both of them standing together and wearing white.
She was crazed, I assume. She shot him.
And the chorus translates to" Don't we match, the two of us? Don't we match now? Ah, happiness!"
Because when she shot him, his white shirt turned red and matched her red dress, heels and rouge.

"Dear your white shirt is colored a deep scarlet"

This made him 'belong' to her.

In the end, she shot herself.

I quote this from some random youtube video:

'Stardust' refers to a state this woman falls into.
Because she is a 'star' (celebrity) and her career/love fails, she becomes 'stardust'

This is one of my favorite songs, because beneath the happy melody lies some sinister story.
So if you didn't understand the meaning, you'd think it was a happy song.
I like double entendres.

This post is so cheat!

jaslynnxxx

私がナイス girl

2011-10-14T08:22:00.001+08:00

Thought of this shit while I was going to fall asleep yesterday.

I am a nice person.
Hell yeah, I am.
But I chose NOT to be nice to people that I dislike.

No, I don't hate anyone, because it would be totally cruel as they are mostly imbeciles/ idiots/ cunts with an IQ of probably 0 and so on. So I have to be sympathetic to their circumstances and DISLIKE them instead of HATE.

Oh yes back to the topic. I have lots of furry, comfy, warm love. But why do I choose to dislike people?
Because I chose not to share/ spread the love.
Who the hell states that love has to be shared? I don't fucking care about you. So I chose not to like you and be a nice person in front of you.

And what's so fun about lovin'? It's boring.
If the whole world was all double rainbows, pink ponies or magical marshmallows, it would be boring, wouldn't it？
Yes, it's be nice to live in a world filled with love, but it becomes one-dimensional shortly after.
That's why hatred exists in this world.
It's to spice things up and to make things more real and interesting.
And I'm spreading the hate, not the fucking love.

And I only like the feeling of niceness from my family and closest friends.
So if you're none of those, you can fall off a cliff and scream till your vocal chords explode, chanting my name together with a curse filled with hate because I pushed you down and I wouldn't care.
Well, maybe just a little. I will care if you're truly dead and not saved by some dolphins.

jaslynnxxx

What Teachers Make.

2011-10-13T10:11:00.000+08:00

Hello. If you had reader's digest you would have come across this.
I thought it was really witty and wanted to share. Not plagiarize cox I did state the source!

By Taylor Mali

He says the problem with teachers is," what's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life is to become a teacher?"
He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about teachers: Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.
I decided to bite my tongue instead of his and resist the temptation to remind the other dinner guests that it's also true what they say about lawyers.
Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company.
"I mean, you're a teacher, Taylor," He says. "Be honest. What do you make?"
And I wish he hadn't done that (asked me to be honest) because, you see, I have a policy about honesty and butt-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it.

You know what I make?
I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.

I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional Medal of Honor and an A- feel like a slap in the face.
How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best?

I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall in absolute silence.
No, you may not work in groups.
No you may not ask a question.
Why won't I let you get a drink of water? Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's why.

I make parents tremble in fear when I call home:
I hope I haven't called at a bad time. I just wanted to talk to you about something Billy said today.
Billy said," Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don't you?"
And that was the noblest act of courage I've ever seen.

I make parents see their children for who they are and what they can be.

You want to know what I make?
I make kids wonder,
I make them question,
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write, write and write.
And then I make them read.
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful over and over and over again until they will never misspell either one of those words again.
I make them show all their work in math.
And hide it on their final drafts in English.

I make them understand that if you got this (brains)
then you follow this (heart)
and if someone ever tries to judge you by what you make, give them this (the finger)

Let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true:
I make a difference! What about you?

End.

So nice, right?

jaslynnxxx

2011-10-12T16:48:00.000+08:00

I really wish Sid was alive.
I really do. And maybe Nancy too. If she hadn't died, he'd be alive.

jaslynnxxx

Ohai!

2011-10-12T14:30:00.000+08:00

Exams are OVER. Whoa I super happy. Can go to youtube and watch whatever shit videos I like already.

Oh and I stole this from QiuQiu's blog. Totally what I feel man

" There're a few kinds of people:

1) Pretty and know that they are pretty (Good job!)

2) Pretty but don't know that they are pretty (People who are not vain should not be pretty! *jealous*)

3) Not pretty but think they are pretty (this is okay, it's confidence)

4) Not pretty but think they damn, super duper, MOST pretty (PUKES)

5) Pretty and know it and pretend like they don't know it (forever fishing for compliment, hate)"

And if you think a photo is fugly or unglam, you wont post it up, right?
So for the captions please don't put "I'm so fugly".

Seriously you just want people to praise you la.

Lol imagine Bill Gates saying, "I'm so poor" You'll want to slap him, right? He's poor then we peasants are what, vagrants ??

Oh and did I mention that exams are over??// :D

jaslynnxxx

#Cheapthrill

2011-10-10T16:03:00.000+08:00

Hello~

I'm gonna share a cheap thrill with you all today!

I mean, it's not everyday that will get this kinda thing, right?
Ya la only got 7 likes but the it's one of the top comments!!!!!!!!!!666666
That's why it's a cheap thrill -_-

AND SOME FUCKERS BELOW COME AND COPY WAD I SAY.
BUT I AM ABOVE YOU. >:D
But seriously I din't know this band until I just saw them on the sidebar. Hehe.

k bye! Such a useless post lol.
Once I start coming back to blogger I can't stop wtf

jaslynnxxx

スキャンダル

2011-10-10T14:06:00.000+08:00

Yes, shit is worth a blog post.
And it is filled with many digressions and stupid bimbotic ramblings. So go away la.
Okay. Let's start.

Seriously, if you are still talking about it, it proves just one thing: You have no life.
Or, if you discussed it on twitter for more than an hour, you also have no life.
While you cunts were talking shit about me (Saying I despo or whatever), I was busying myself with Nana, Biology revision and 畫皮.
And, while this is a great chance for people who hate me to spit all their $ 0.00000000000000001 worth on comments on me, all I thought was, "Seriously are you a sad person?? Does hiding behind a fucking communicative device and insulting me make you happy/ satisfied with your life?"

If you answered yes (I know you did. Stop hiding it, loser), then you should go talk to your grandparents more, so that they can teach you how to live.

Oh, and I can sue you for defamation under the Singapore Defamation Act.
Go check it out here.
Yes I am loaded, so if I decide to sue you (which is highly unlikely, as I said your comments are worth $0.0000000000001), go rob the mama shop near you la okay.

Oh, back to the subject.
Yes, I admit that Josiah is handsome. But I never said I liked/love him. I don't dislike him either.
And one of the reasons why I'm neutral towards him is because he has a high nose bridge.

YES YES YES I AM SUPERFICIAL OR WHATEVER.

I have like this huge ass Qi Yu Wu poster in my room and yes he's cute okay.
I think about David Beckham and his sexy british accent all. the. time.
I think about Daigo and his sexy voice all. the. time.
I think about Anna Tsuchiya and her scratchy voice all the time. I have lesbian fantasies about this woman.
I think about Lena Fujii all the time and she's just so cute that if I'm a man I'd fly to Japan and date her. LIKE NOW.

So what do all these people have in common?
THEY HAVE HIGH NOSE BRIDGES.

Daigo. He's fucking shuai okay.

Anna Tsuchiya. Oh lord this woman can rape me while she's drunk and I wouldn't mind.

Okay and the rest you can go google la.

Fuck I digressed again. I'm totally wasting your time. I'm so professional at this.
Anyway, the tweet was not sent by me.
I do not use emoji, and not once ever did I ever have any emojis in my tweets.
Never ever.

My mom's phone also do not have any emoji applications inside. So that is why I did not skin my sister alive.

So that means some skullfuck used their fuck hole to send that tweet out after hacking into my account.
And I don't mean to point fingers or anything, but the only other person I signed in to their phone, besides my mom's phone was Patty's.
And I even told her my fucking password.
I'm not saying she did it. I am just stating a fact that I signed in to twitter with her phone and told her my password.
But there is always some cunt out there who's tired of living could have hacked into my account using god-knows-how methods.
So, to you fucker, go suck a fat baby's dick, instead of using your fucktoy to mess with me.

To quote from the Bed Intruder Song:
"You don't have to come to confess,
we gon' find you.
We gon' find you...

You're so dumb,
You're really dumb, FOR REAL :D"

And if after reading this shitty post and you still think I sent that tweet out to Josiah, there is only one thing left to say to you: YOU'RE AN IMBECILE AND YOU'RE SO DUMB. FO' REAL.

Have a pleasant day, bitches,

jaslynnxxx

It's Britney Bitch.

2011-10-08T14:35:00.000+08:00

Listen to this song. And before you know it, I'll be back, bitches!!!!!!!!1

jaslynnxxx

Ohai

2011-09-24T23:13:00.001+08:00

I just realised I'm lesbian.
Please ignore the last post okay.
Ya I'm really lesbian.

kthxbye

jaslynnxxx

Special.

2011-09-23T22:39:00.000+08:00

No picture in this post because.. I don't have the picture of the guy I'm talking about!
I'm not like Huijun okay, who takes sneaky pictures whenever the chance arises!

But I cannot describe how he looks like too much. Because later people know already then I die.
But he's not from my school la. Bowen where got handsome guys??

Okay so anyway, I've never talked to him, ever. But there was this one occasion where it was the only exception.
We talked. It was during Primary 6. Math tuition, I think. And I didn't know what the hell was makeup then, so I reckon that I was ugly. (WAS. Because now I'm pretty. Yes I'm thick-skinned. Shame? What is it? O.o) But anyway, he was not that handsome then. Because he wore uncle clothes and had thick spectacles that weren't sexy by general standards.

We never ever ever ever talked at all during the math tuition, until one day, the teacher was absent and some old grandma came to relieve the class.

I did not know why, or how, but then we talked. I couldn't remember who started the conversation, but anyway, he was really funny. And no, I'm not gonna let you into the details of the conversation! They are kept inside my head, in a compartment for special memories.

But after that day, we never spoke. I don't know why. But usually I would just forget about my encounter with some random guy that I've never ever spoke to and one day we speak. But then never again.
Usually I'd forget. But I didn't. And that really bothered me.

So fast forward to, idk, last year. When I saw him, recognition was instant. But he changed. He had a nicer hair cut, better fashion sense and I think he got contacts. So obviously he became handsome. LOLOL THIS POST SO SUPERFICIAL I THINK YOU BETTER STOP READING LA HOR.

But he looks like the type that confirm got girlfriend one. I think I go date a cow better.

But he actually said he doesn't have a gf when the teacher asked him. I don't know why but I felt damn happy.

I should stop being delusional.

jaslynnxxx

2011-09-18T18:27:00.001+08:00

Okay this blog is temporarily dead because I have no time.
Studying for EOY!

I need lotsa time for a proper blogpost.
(Proper blog post meaning pictures and all)

So yeah. Visit 3 weeks later.

kthxbye!

jaslynnxxx

Just a post on recent thoughts

2011-09-13T20:41:00.000+08:00

To compensate for the long ass entry you're gonna see.

And if you aren't keen to read a long ass entry, I suggest that you go somewhere else.

Okay so firstly, is about friendship.
Seriously, I don't think I'm a good friend. I can never be there for anyone when they need someone, or when they are in a hot mess. Yes, I'm a fair-weather friend. A person you want to avoid.
Of course I don't leave people in the lurch. I do help, albeit infrequently.

Also, why don't we ever have the courage to talk to the friend you love so much in the face and ask each other, "what is wrong with our friendship? Why isn't it working?"
The only thing we do is to hide and escape.
Yes, escape is the word. When we know of escape, we do not think through other options.

A problem? Escape is the way to go.

We never really face it, and this is what bugs me.

I so swear I'm going to take up sociology during University.
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Second, is about Taiwan.
Xinying told me during English lesson today that she saw my name on the list of people going to Taiwan. But I'm not sure if she saw the right one or not, because before that, there was a list, stating on it the list of people selected for the interview, and NOT the trip itself.

But I can't be bothered to check and confirm it myself.

How can I be selected for the trip anyway?
The stupid teacher cut me off for almost all my sentences. And I hardly looked at her in the eye.

Then, I fucked up the interview by giving her crap answers (my specialty).

So my conclusion is: I don't think I'm going to Taiwan. Xinying, don't lie to me la okay.

And anyway, I don't think I'm going to go if the date of the trip coincides with the extra curriculum. I'm gonna mug my ass through. Don't try to stop me.
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Thirdly, have you ever thought of what place you wanna have in society when it's your time to have one?
I want to be a doctor.

OH NO THIS BIMBO IS GOING TO BE A DOCTOR? DONT MAKE ME LAUGH! B-I-M-B-O.

-_- ya right. I'm so gonna prove to you assholes that I am NOT a bimbo by scoring well for EOY.

And I'm gonna get my medical degree, earn lots of money and BUY ALL MY BRANDED SHIT.

-abrupt end-

if you stayed all the way, then I fucking love you.
kthxbye
jaslynnxxx

Make It Happen.

2011-09-08T18:06:00.003+08:00

This is the song used for the 我猜 commercials! The chorus, if you wanna to be precise.

♥

jaslynnxxx

What The Buck.

2011-09-08T13:39:00.000+08:00

LOL can you please look at his face HAHAHAAH.
I just paused the video and he gave me this exaggerated I-am-going-to-sneeze face!

epic.

I need to do my homework. Like seriously. Sayonara.

jaslynnxxx

O.O

2011-09-07T08:39:00.000+08:00

Shit I cropped the printed screen and now it's so not exactly visible -_-

But it you're too lazy to click on the pix to see it (in its enlarged form) then this is the gist of the story:

Christel tweeted the link of Cheesie's recent blog post saying, "OMG AGREE"
Then I replied her, saying, "@creasetel OHAI I TOTALLY CONVERTED YOU TO A @cheesie 's FAN :D "

THEN HERE IS THE IMPT PART:

Cheesie saw the mention and replied!!!!!!!! OMFG YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS FOR SOMEBUDEH YOU REALLY RESPECT BUT AT THE SAME TIME IS FAMOUS ONE REPLYING YOU??

Ya that feeling.

So at 1147 at night or something around that time, Christel texted me that Cheesie replied and I was totally gonna sleep but I was bolted awake -_-
and went, "OMFGG WTFWTFWTFWTF!!!!! OMFGGG "

Thus I could not sleep.

So this morning the first thing I did was to switch on my computer to see the tweet
Cheesie: @KagamiMiyake how did u do that!!!! @creasetel

I'm grinning like a mad woman now :D

jaslynnxxx

P.S/ I know some of you will think this is very stupid. That is because you have never experienced the sheer joy of having someone you look up to replying your insignificant tweet wtf.

there IS free lunch in this world.

2011-09-06T14:28:00.002+08:00

^ true story lol.

Yes and do not trust anyone that says that there is NO free lunch in this world.
There is.
I repeat. There IS something called free lunch.
BECAUSE I JUST GOT IT HAHAHA.

Went to McDonald's today, where Sushmitha treated me! Food really tastes better when it's free #cheapskate . But it was all because I won a bet around 3 months ago!
Seriously, if you were to bet on something, let the prize be food. Because:

You wouldn't feel as guilty as taking money.
You eat with your friend.
You get fat together.

All my reasons very lame la. But she is a really nice person T__T

Both of us love soggy fries! And there were only around 5 soggy fries? But she gave me like 3 when she found them first T__T Yes, to me soggy fries are that important.
Hate the hard and crispy fries! When you bite on them, they just kinda cut your upper mouth and you'll feel as though you just ate a pineapple, without the acid.

And we talked and talked for a veryyy lonnngggg timmeeee. From 12 to 2 o'clock.
Gosh, that's 2 hours! Time passed by really quickly. I almost felt like kidnapping her so that I can talk to her more wtf. But I was really tired then so I didn't do so :P

jaslynnxxx

Friends.

2011-09-05T08:38:00.002+08:00

You know, every teachers' day I'd go back to my Primary School. But I don't go back for the teachers. I go back for my friends.

But I can't really say that we are still friends, since we rarely contact each other and yadaa yadaa.
But for me, I keep them inside my heart. I don't go around their facebook/ twitter and spam superficial conversations like, "HELLOOOOOOO LONG TIME NO SEE!! :D"

I like to keep them in my heart, and think of the nice times we've adventured together, although my memory is TOTALLY FAILING ME. I try to eat Ginkgo nuts every now and then but it's not fucking working -_-

But what I remember clearly is how a bitch I was in Primary School.
*Good lord I cringe every time I think about it*
If I hated this person, I'd tell every one I can reach and tell them to not friend that person.
At the end of the day, the person would have, I don't know, around 3 friends left?

But this has never happened to me (amazingly enough) and I was always the bitch taking/ snatching away friends.
I think if this happened to me now (so far haven't touch wood long long wtf) I would prolly just accept it and tell myself it's KARMA.

But what has been puzzling me all these years, is that why hasn't it happened to me?
I'm a totally bad friend during Primary School days and you'd want to stay away from me wtf.

If I could tell my 12 year old self what to do and what not to do (don't think I'd listen to myself) this is what I would say :

Dear 12 year old self,

Please stop being a fucking bitch and embrace your freaking good friends for fuck's sake.
(Don't worry about the vulgarities. You'll use them soon enough)
Stop backstabbing people. Stop being such a mean person. Stop being the bitches of all bitches.
YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING THANKFUL THAT YOU HAVE FRIENDS OKAY.
And please please please don't go crazy and tell everyone not to friends Mavis. U MAD?
She's the best thing that ever happened to you and you go all bitch-zilla on her. Please don't do that.
You will regret it all your life.

Oh, and it is okay to hate on Ching Man that fat, black, fugly bitch.

kthxbye

Love,
14 year old self.

Sims Social.

2011-09-03T19:56:00.000+08:00

Today's blogpost is about some new game on Facebook developed by Playfish!
I've always liked their games because the layout and everything is super neat.

Oh, and that is Christel I'm dating by the way. I used to date my spare account last time #foreveralone
Because last time no one played this game yet!!
And my house is worth 73K !!
I'm the top in the whole list MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA~ Oh, but Huijun is catching up. She's 54K now I think! Super easy to catch up one..
So now my goal is to reach 100K :D

But then again.. This game made me super no life. The game's name is totally IRONIC.
sims SOCIAL. I think they should re-name it to sims ANTI-SOCIAL.

But whatever la I think this game super fun because I OWNED EVERYONE ON MY NEIGHBOUR'S LIST *evil smile*

jaslynnxxx

Report Book.

2011-09-02T12:43:00.000+08:00

Lol today's picture has nothing to do with the topic.
And I always like to show off whenever I get back my report book. So. If you don't want to read then go away la. No one ask you too see how haolian I am (:

So I have to say I did reasonably well this time round, because I DID NOT STUDY AT ALL.
If 'anime' is a component tested in exams, I'm sure many of us will score extremely well!
#OtakuFTW

English: 72 (!!!!) I got the maximum mark for level WHOOHOO. And I was crying inside, thinking that Chloe will beat me, again. TAKE THAT.

Chinese: 48 Obviously I phailed. But I don't care about Chinese, I think.

Amath: 83 Okay la quite happy la.

Emath: 86 So low wtf. In my class got people get full marks. Sien.

Biology: 70 WALAO I MEMORIZED THE CARDIAC CYCLE AND IN THE END NEVER COME OUT. THE CLASS TEST IS EASIER LA.

Chemistry: 62 Sien.

Physics: 54 Hardly put any effort into the paper. BUT HEY I PASSED!

Geog + SS: 65 didn't even study. Just print out notes last minute and tadaa,

Quite bad la. But my father never say anything ley!! I think he also think I very pro.
Because he say I didn't study still can get 4 As HAHAHAHAHA #likeaboss

jaslynnxxx

After thoughts.

2011-09-01T16:13:00.000+08:00

Rambly post today!

found this ^ just now!! Super epic !!

Okay and anyway, today was.. awesome?
I don't feel like using the word 'awesome' because it is so overused! Anyways, I think I will not have any regrets in my Secondary school life already. Because one of my 'things-to-do-in-secondary-school' is to perform on stage for.. any celebration!

Although it was fun, you had NO idea of how nervous I was backstage. The game show seemed to take FOREVER, and I was totally fretting over my microphone (damn I hate that mike) and hooking it up with my belt (sounds so wrong), making sure it looked okay.

I was extremely quiet while waiting, and I still don't understand how could the stupid Jiahui still play tiny tower on her iPhone!! She's insane. And she kept talking, while I just stared at her blankly. The more she talked, the more nervous I felt.. But at the same time, her talking kept me sane.

Oh, and I didn't wear my spectacles because I'm afraid of looking at the crowd. And it worked. But I was still shaking that time.. So I guess the headset microphone saved my day after all.

Oh and the after performance. I'm just fucking thankful that people clapped. Cheering is just a bonus that made me damn happy :D And sorry Denise I didn't see your heart!! But I was pretty sure I heard all of your loud cheering. Crap. I'm so damn freaking touched nao okay. But I cant cry because my eyeliner still on -_-

Oh and the cheewai said I looked like a dog? Or was it a doll? I was very confused *__*

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And I met quite a few people from my primary school! And this guy, his name is Kevin-something. He recognized me even after the eyelash and dress ad everything, but he doesn't recognize Jingni and Melissa.

AND THE PROBLEM IS IDK WHO THE HELL IS HE WTFFFF T__T I FEEL DAMN GUILTY!

Some more, I think I saw lewyijie that bastard. Skinny bastard to be exact. Then he saw me and turned away wtf? -__-

And I just took an afternoon nap (BLISS! I NORMALLY CANNOT SLEEP IN AFTERNOON ONE! Guess I'm too tired T__T) and when I woke up, my legs don't ache anymore!! Super happy.

jaslynnxxx

P.S./ I LOVE JINGNI! We can talk about anything!! And she knows all the makeup stuff omfg. I'm super hapy to meet her today!!

I'm sorry.

2011-08-29T23:25:00.000+08:00

I'm sorry. I really am.
Even if you read this post, you prolly won't know that I am referring to you.
I haven't forgotten you. Even when.. We don't talk, I still think of you occasionally.
I really do.
And. We had some pretty good times, didn't we?
And I'm starting to think, am I not worthy? Am I?
If I am not worthy, then I made the correct decision.
If I am not worthy, then I made the correct decision, because I tell myself it is for the better.
I tell myself that you're better off without me.
I tell myself that you have the bitches that I hate most and you'll be happier with them.

Then, when I see you smiling, I tell myself that I am right.
I am right to give you away to those hateful bitches that can make you smile.
I will be always right.

jaslynnxxx

Real Music

2011-08-29T17:55:00.000+08:00

I think I've blogged about this topic before. But I not so free to read my archives haha.
But then, I wanted to blog this because I listened to the Inuyasha soundtracks yesterday before sleeping, and I actually had tears in my eyes.
Not the flowing freely and madly type, but just, tears in my eyes.
So I asked myself, what is real music?

Real, as in, the music touches your heart, and not just blasting loudly and awfully in your ears.
Real, as in, it manages to focus all of your attention, leaving you to feel indifferent to anything that is happening in the room you are in.
But this is just my definition of real music.

Ayumi Hamasaki, Namie Amuro, Kesha (not her noisy dance music), Do As Infinity and Hitomi are examples of artistes that have the music to make you feel like that.

But of course, if you prefer noisy as hell music with no meaning.. Then.. that's your own problem la.

jaslynnxxx

^___^

2011-08-27T20:26:00.000+08:00

HI EVERYONE GO READ http://mrdonosaur.blogspot.com .
If not Donovan will be sad because he said only 2-3 people visit his blog everyday only wtf.

Go read la!

kthxbye.

jaslynnxxx

^___^

2011-08-26T15:54:00.000+08:00

Random post today.

喜. This is what I call the Demi Lovato Smile. Which simply means showing your upper and lower teeth!
I think I failed.

哀. This is what I call the act emo face. Every time I see this on some random lower sec's profile picture I'll go -__-"

樂. This is how I look like whenever my mom says, "We're going to your ahma's house today"

驚. This is my face, when some one tells me they are gonna give me the whole dolly wink collection.

Didn't go out with Christel today because of.. Things.
And there is a pile of holiday homework waiting for me..

Seriously, why do they even bother to name it 'holiday'?
IT'S WORSE COX THE TEACHERS ARE GONNA GIVE SHITLOADS OF HOMEWORK ONLY.

Sian die.

jaslynnxxx

Gossiping GAY Fags.

2011-08-25T22:31:00.000+08:00

This blog post is all about gossiping gay fags.
I'm okay when girls bitch etc etc because we're girls. But when guys bitch, ISN'T IT FUCKING WEIRD?
LIKE HELLO? GUYS HAVING A GIRLISH PAST TIME?

That's fucking pathetic.

Especially when guys have nothing better to do and gossip about GIRLS especially.

Too much free time? Go be a good good Samaritan and help the poor people la.
Or go rape the men that raped the women.
Yes, you can say that I'm sexist or stereotyping genders. But we all grew up in a world like this, and this is how it has affected me. Don't agree with my views? GTFO BITCHES.

Anyway, let's start, shall we?
When a guy GOSSIPS, I think it is very disgusting. Immediately I'll see an image of a riot of aunties in the market having their faces changed to men faces. Then, the men (with boobs, still) will start gossiping about people and give the AUNTY LUCY kind of pose.

GAY RIGHT?

But it's okay. I'll just say they are.. Born This Way and love to bitch and gossip.
But what irks me is that they degrade girls in their sissy talk .
What rights do you have to degrade, make fun of and smear the reputation of a girl?

NO BALLS?

Cut it off then. Then make sperm soup.
Your momma gave you balls for a reason. Stop being such a GAY FAG and be such a gossiping asshole. God knows why are you even alive, or socially desirable.
If I'm God I'd abandon and forsake you.

Come and say it to my face then. What's so difficult?
I can't confront you of course, or you'll think I'm crazy.We barely know each other!
Which brings me to the next point:

Your actions tell me that you're desperate for entertainment because you gossip about people that you barely know.
Your actions tell me that no one would ever want to marry you because you posses such a foul mouth. (I have a foul mouth too. I'm never gonna marry anw )
Wait another 10 years. See who will like you then. Bitching Gay Fags.

I hope you and your friends have your mouth rotten before you're 40.

Hate this politically correct world.

jaslynnxxx

The annoying list.

2011-08-20T16:44:00.000+08:00

Because I wouldn't use the internet and say, "I LOVE STRAWBERRIES." I'd rather say I hate strawberries instead. But anyway <---- that wasn't the truth. I love strawberries haha.

#1 People who sulk all day long over the bad results they receive. Seriously? Stop sending me negative energy. You are making me depressed too. And I don't get depressed easily so if YOU manage to make ME depressed you're too negative.
LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP. It's not like your pet fish died on you or something. If not work harder. If all else fails just go commit suicide if not you'll kill me by sending me all your negativity.

#2 People who still insist on writing love related shit as their Facebook status. Makes me want to delete you. But I can't, because then I won't be able to live on your misery.

#3 People who DON'T believe I don't study. I really don't, okay? If I did I'd be smarter than Chongkiat. Reading through the textbook doesn't count as nothing goes inside my head. Just listen to the lessons during class then can pass already la.

#4 People who tweet WAYYYYYYY too often. I don't want to know where you are at, what you are doing, what you're eating every. single. fucking. second. I wish I could unfollow them but that is socially unacceptable.
I hate people that foursquare. You want a random bangala to know where you stay? Seriously? Since when the broadcasting of your whereabouts became popular?
If you were Britney Spears or JLo, I wouldn't mind knowing where you are because then I can track you down and makeout with you. But. You're. Not.
Sure, it's your own business that you're increasing your chances of getting raped, but I'm #justsayin

#5 People who REJECT compliments about their looks. Just say thank you instead of, "No, I'm not pretty, you are." Didn't your mama teach you manners? That is NOT modest after a few times. That's just hypocritical.
It's almost like you're rejecting the compliment so that I can say back, "No, trust me, you really are pretty."
And if someone comments on your photo saying that you're beautiful, just fucking say thank you with a smiley face, instead of saying "No la where got pretty" or "This photo is unglamorous!" IF IT WAS REALLY UNGLAMOROUS IN THE FIRST PLACE WOULD YOU PUT IT AS YPUR PROFILE PICTURE?
Hypocritical little shit.

#6 People who sulk despite getting the top few in class. Oh, so I know. Next time I'll sulk until I get new wrinkles around my eyes, so that I too will get top! Again, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP FOR FUCK'S SAKE -_-

kthxbye~

jaslynnxx

:D

2011-08-19T22:18:00.001+08:00

Went out with Christel today~~
I feel damn guilty la.
She waited so patiently for me to bathe, ponder over what to wear and makeup.
But I was SUPER IMPATIENT when she wanted to be cheapo and buy bubbletea to smuggle into pastamania. Like, gave her black face etc etc..

BUT I WAS FUNGRY!! D:
Like really really really fungry! My tummy can vouch for that!!!

Ok so I'm super guilty. So if you're reading this.. SORRY T_T
Please dont hold it against me :D

Met him while walking with Christel to my house today.
Didn't see him at first, was covering my eyes with my hands to block out the sunlight.
Suddenly Christel was nudging me and whispering something incomprehensible.
Then I realised what she was trying to say.
SHE'S SUPER OBVIOUS -_-
But when I saw him.. I didn't feel anything??

This kinda worries me because I don't feel happy to see a guy that I like(d) but I feel euphoric to see Japanese models on my ViVi posing provocatively wtf?

Yeah so anyway she tried to convince me that he was looking at me and I said, "He might be looking at the people behind or in front of us."
I wanted to say that the sun was too bright and what she saw was a beautiful illusion WTF.
She said that the kinda look is the 'steal-a-glance' kind. Ha.
She asked me why wouldn't I believe her.

I told her some times, things can't be too good to be true.

jaslynnxxx

Tomodachi

2011-08-18T18:26:00.000+08:00

^epic again :D

Exams are finally O-V-E-R!!!!!
SUPER HAPPY! I did not study for the Physics Common Test at all.. But whatever la.

Anyway, today's blog post is about Christel ~
(Yes, the girl with the GREEN tan HAHAHAHA)

I still remembered during Secondary One, I thought she was weird as she was extremely quiet! I rarely talked to her- if I did at all. But during Secondary Two, we started to talk.

She was a loner and had no friends (because she's so weird HAHA~) and one day she finally "built up the courage to approach me, zijuan and xinying" (Thats what she said lol). She even told me who she liked. After getting to know her better.. I realised that she's an extremely fun person to be with and she's super crazy!

Then we started to go out and dear god. She's super unglamourous!!!!! She does all kinds of stupid things outside, which is crazy. For example, she breathed down a random uncle's neck while waiting for the MRT. I was so embarrassed and I can't help it but to laugh at her silliness.

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One day, while we were walking down the street to my house, we talked about singers. And she disliked almost everything that I disliked and liked almost everything I liked. Then I remember telling myself, "Is she my soulmate?"
Just today, I wanted to text her but she beat me to it by texting me 3 seconds earlier. And when choosing the sims social character customization, we chose almost the same stuff!
This may not mean much to you but it does to me.
It's such a magical feeling
---------

But sometimes, I feel like taking her away. Taking her away from Amy.
I dislike obligations, and she is obliged to hang out with Amy.
But I consider this as a good thing, because then, we won't get sick of each other.
You know that feeling of "not again.. -_-" when hanging out with someone?
I feel that when I have to

a) Think of things to say with that person. It's fucking tiring, I swear. That's why now I'm eliminating people like that from my life. I feel so miserable when with them.

b) Listen to their whining and laments of life. Shut the fuck up. I am not twitter.

But she is neither. And I really really really hope you'll be my friend, even after we die
^__^

OKAY IT IS GETTING DISGUSTING. YA BUT SOMETIMES YOU SUCK! :D

jaslynnxxx

Self Reflection

2011-08-16T17:49:00.000+08:00

^ THIS is epic shit.

So anyway, the examinations are driving me mad. I mean, hello. It's the 3rd fucking week and I realised that I've been playing and playing and playing like mad. And I've been studying. Not hardcore-Sushmitha type of studying, but still, I put in more effort now.

Personal expectations for CT2

At least 4 A s
Chinese to get B4 (haha. Impossible -_-)
Amath & Emath get A1 (crosses fingers tightly)
Biology to get A2 (please do. I fucking screwed up my chance to get A1)
Physics to get B4 (Impossible again)
Chemistry to get B3 (hahaha. nah)
English to get a fucking A1 if not I'll get murdered by my English tuition teacher.
Combined Humanities to get A2 (oy I studied like a mad dog running okay)

L1R5 to get <12

Things I need to do:

Stop tweeting so much crap.
Stop reading other people's popular crap blog.
Stop playing games on FB.
Don't touch my RPG game on my computer. At all.
Stop getting distracted by ViVi.

And to stop blogging haha.

kthxbye don't come back.

jaslynnxxx

No mood

2011-08-14T11:42:00.000+08:00

(Y)

Changed my phone, like finally!
Not to new phone la. My plan not up yet. Changed back to the keypad w595, and I'm super happy!!
Because all my Japanese songs inside and now I can listen to them whenever I want T__T
I totally miss non-autotuned shit. And now I don't need the radio. I have my playlist!!

But my earpiece a bit spoilt.. Sad die me.

Oh and I'm a failed E1 student.
Seriously I cant study like 6666666666666 and be super hardworking.
I WANT TO PLAY 24/7 T____T

jaslynnxxx

Boring things I do

2011-08-13T16:37:00.000+08:00

As you know, I am very #foreveralone and I stay at home to play RPGs, read my Japanese Magazines and sleep.
And I go to various websites to look at weird and cool images. NOT PORN LA YOU.

Yeah he's winning HAHAH. Seriously it doesn't even make his face look slimmer. It just makes him look dirty LOLOL

Yeah I read awesome comics like these HAHA. Just kidding. You can find them on tasteofawesome its everywhere.

And then I'll read other people's blogs etcetc. Then I'll say," HEY THIS PIC IS PHOTOSHOPPED."

Okay this is getting pointless bye.

P.S/ I changed back to my Sony Ericsson keypad phone. But regretted it because my fingers ot used to keypad already wtf

2011-08-10T17:30:00.003+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING HAPPY NOW BECAUSE.....

YUTAKI REPLIED MY TWEET /loser

:DDDDDDDDDD
^_______^
♥
:D

p.s./ my eye kena chilli padi again wtf fml.

2011-08-10T14:09:00.001+08:00

OMFG GOOGLE CHROME IS FUCKING AWESOME.
IT'S SUPER FAST AND LAGS 100 TIMES LESSER THAN BLEEDY INTERNET EXPLORER.

AND NOW I CAN READ YUTAKI'S BLOG WITHOUT MY COMPUTER LAGGING.

IS THIS AWESOME OR WHAT!!

jaslynnxxx

2011-08-09T21:44:00.000+08:00

I just realized that other people read popteen (which is like WAYYYY cheaper than ViVi. $7 haha) while I read ViVi.

I feel so old. Because some website says ViVi is targeted at 20 + year old women, and I'm like
O.O!!! WTFFF?

And some more popteen got more makeup and shit.
ViVi is all about expensive Japanese brands that I will never get.
(Much chio-er than the stupid miumiu or prada or whatever. MUURA and SNIDEL own you ttm)

kthxbye

シンガポールの誕生日 !

2011-08-09T12:17:00.000+08:00

One of the very few times that google translate is actually accurate ._."

Well, for me, I feel extremely lucky to be born in Singapore.
I mean, I could have been born in Africa, China, Brazil, Saudi Arabia or Malaysia!
But of all countries, I was born in Singapore.

Dont have to worry about riots.
Dont have to worry about biased education system.
Dont have to worry about food.
Dont have to worry about sleeping in slums.
Dont have to worry about corrupt government.
.
.
.
.
And the list goes on, which I am too lazy now to type it all out.

And, we only took 46 years. 46 fucking fast years to transform from 3rd world country to 1st world country.
For other counries they might have been around for more than 50 years and are still a developing country.
Which means Singapore is fucking awesome!
It's like some chiong-ster kid that studies day and night, finally getting all A1s for O'levels, while other people get B or C or fail.

But then, because our lives are too good already that's why we keep finding things to complain.
Or is it we're just not content enough?
Once you have one, you want ten. You have ten, you want hundred. You want to get all you can get.
Oh wait. I forgot that we're all kiasu. Oh well. Got free gift just take la, hor ^__^

OKay this blog post is getting crappy.
I'm stopping here. I'm sure you know what I'm trying to say!
kthxbye~

L'espoir

2011-08-08T15:18:00.000+08:00

ce piege que je t'ai tendu,
ce fil de couleur cerise,
tombe dedans, esclavé de mon amour
tu ne peux y echapper

tu ne peux y echapper.

Dolly Wink #1 and #6

2011-08-04T16:51:00.000+08:00

Went home today after the stupid Australian Mathemathics thing.
SO DAMN DIFFICULT LA.
MY BAIN CANNOT TAKE IT.
I bet all the RGS and RI people are like "WTF??!! HAHAHAH SO EASY. PUI LA"

-___-

Yeah so anyway, idk why but I'm super hardworking that I actually went to put eyeliner ( within 4 seconds. New record!!!! ) and stick on dolly wink. But only on one eye. I'm not going out so why would I want to waste my eyeliner pfftt.

Cropped the picture! And I know it's blurry but it's my camera phone. I can't help it.
grr I hate blurry photos..

ANYWAY. I am sure you can see the eyelashes.
In photos dolly wink looks damn good.
In real life you see already you will get frightened. But that's how the gyarus in Japan make up everyday!
Man how I wish Singapore was like that...

She's so pretty. And being beautiful has a price.
She paid it. Will you?

jaslynnxxx

Awesome-est shit ever.

2011-08-03T15:36:00.000+08:00

That's a bloody hello kitty phone.
PHONE.
YES YOU READ IT RIGHT. IT IS A PHONE.
OMG I'M SAVING UP LIKE MAD NOW.

kthxbye

Fuck you.

2011-08-02T20:38:00.001+08:00

Everything's my fault now, huh?

Sure sure. Side with her all you want. One day if I multilate myself you wouldn't even notice.
One day if I die, you wouldn't feel sorry.
One day if I went mad you wouldn't care.
One day if I stabbed my heart a million times in front of you you wouldn't feel sympathy. You wouldn't even tell me to stop.
One day if cried till I was blind, you would abandon me.

You will abandon me.
You will leave me because you can't be bothered to stay.
You will leave me to pray for my salvation.

You will.

That's why I don't trust anyone.
Except for myself.

I give up on trust.

413 steps.

2011-08-01T17:30:00.001+08:00

That was the approximate amount of steps I took from school to the way back. I don't know why did I count. Halfway through I suddenly realized that it was mumbling "71, 72, 73.." and I just continued.
Yeah I'm weird that way.

And I just did something that part of me may or may not regret.

And I hear Mirumo de pon OP from Okto!!!
BYE~

jaslynnxxx

大嫌い T____T

2011-07-29T15:15:00.000+08:00

Not sorry to show you this picture.
This is what is outside my house window now T__T
EVRY SINGLE TIME I LOOK AT IT THE HAIRS ON MY ARMS AND LEGS WILL STAND.
EVEN WHEN IM THINKING ABOUT IT ALSO.
It justs freaks the hell outta me!!
WHY WOULD THEY WANNA MAKE A HIVE HERE...? 全体わかりません.. T__T

Okay moving on to something that makes me happy ^__^
DURIANS!
I LOVE DURIANS LIKE 123456666666666666666666666666666.
So yummy.
But next day my throat will feel weird :(

おいしい ♥\(^ 0 ^)/

jaslynnxxx

2011-07-27T19:26:00.000+08:00

Seriously this is the reason why I am lesbian -____-
I GET TURNED ON BY CUTE THINGS -___________________-

AHH WHATEVER.

jaslynnxxx

I'm damn stupid.

2011-07-25T18:02:00.000+08:00

Something epic happened around 5 minutes ago.
My mother was mopping the floor, and I walked right into the wet area.
The rest is... self-explanatory T___T
But the main thing was I fell with both my legs and hands up! 四脚朝天 !
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry wtf fml.

And I am reminded yet again why I DETEST physical education so much.

I have to run like a mother fucking dog.
I get all breathless from running like a mother fucking dog.
I sweat like a mother fucking dog.
I get injured, like a mother fucking skinny tree branch

I'd rather do 100 math questions. I really do.

俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない

2011-07-23T00:30:00.000+08:00

(Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai)

I have... Discovered a new anime series.
Dang. I hate it.
HOW CAN I EVER STUDY FROM NOW ON SERIOUSLY.

T______T

Oyasumi nasai..

jaslynnxxx

Eh?

2011-07-21T18:14:00.000+08:00

Okay, this shit has been disturbing me for quite some time now.

Last year, Patty was the one who forever insisted on eating expensively. Example, MacDonalds' for breakfast and subway for lunch/dinner. And I was the one complaining. A lot, occasionally.

But now, it is like our roles REVERSED.

I'm the one that want's to eat expensively, while now when I ask her, "eat what ah?" she will reply, "The $2.50 chicken rice?" And I'm like -_____-|| "WTFBBQ I WANT SUBWAY"
But I will end up eating the $2.50 chicken rice, because I also want to save money. FML.

jaslynnxxx

Kagami Miyake

Forever Alone.

Pact.

Ugly?

Of Things.

CNY post!!!

Just a blog post to fill up the gap.

(;_; )

CCA Carnival, and outing with Elaine~

School.

A New Year. 2012.

ありがとう

2012 Resolutions.

November ~ December

Naked

No title because I'm lazy to think of one

Fairytales.

Taiwan Trip 2011 ♥ Part 3

Hi *Small Wave*

Quarter assed post

Random Post..

9gag has taken my soul.

Taiwan Trip 2011 ♥ Part 2

Taiwan Trip 2011 ♥ Part 1

Hello.

Klout.

Im so damn bored

The anyhow bomb post.

The Principles of Friendship

Half Assed Post

Can't Eat, Can't Sleep, I'm Sick.

Super cheap thrill

Results!

My Perrogative

Nuffnang Blog Awards, Here I Come

Let Me Be With You

I'm Happy. And Sad. And Happy.

What the fuck lol

Christel's Birthday.

LOL.

私がナイス girl

What Teachers Make.

Ohai!

#Cheapthrill

スキャンダル

It's Britney Bitch.

Ohai

Special.

Just a post on recent thoughts

Make It Happen.

What The Buck.

O.O

there IS free lunch in this world.

Friends.

Sims Social.

Report Book.

After thoughts.

I'm sorry.

Real Music

^___^

Gossiping GAY Fags.

The annoying list.

:D

Tomodachi

Self Reflection

No mood

Boring things I do

シンガポール の 誕生日 !

L'espoir

Dolly Wink #1 and #6

Awesome-est shit ever.

Fuck you.

413 steps.

大嫌い T____T

I'm damn stupid.

俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない

Eh?

Hi Small Wave

シンガポールの誕生日 !